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Missouri Showme
Politics
Spring Styles
Pictures
Campus Life
Humor
APRIL 1939
Fifteen Cents
Lucky Strike Cigarettes
Spring-loveliest of seasons-finds nature
and hearts in tune. Trees wake from a
peaceful winter's sleep. Flowers vie with
one another to be more gay-more joyous.
Even the air, warm and balmy, harks of a
new season filled with romance. The sky is
clear and painted with a new and richer blue.
Spring is truly the dawning of a new year.
Look for Uncle Tom Pendergast
to send talent scouts down from
Kansas City to look over this
year's crop of campus politicians
in action on election day, April 21.
Actually, some M. U. politicos
have gone on to be big names in
Jefferson City, and some of our
campus contemporaries are no
pikers.
This spring's campaign reduces
down to just this: The Haves or
Union-Independent Party will go
to any extreme to stay in power,
and the Have-Nots or Missouri
Party will use any strategy or
travel under any colors to get into
power.
After being caught off base last
year by smart Politician Black,
the Big Greeks, kit and caboodle
of the Missouri Party, got down
to some early and hard work this
spring. Politically wise boys fig-
ured somehow or other they would
have to crack Black's nest-egg of
Independent votes. Head-guy
Harry Thompson knew his most
fertile block of organized Inde-
pendent votes lies in the Ag
School. After consulting the three
Ag fraternities the Missouri Party
asked Chauncy Stanberry, Grad-
uate Ag student, to carry their hot
torch.
Chauncy, College Avenue said,
would deliver enough Independent
votes to overcome the opposition.
Stanberry is well liked by his far-
mer friends, and they will vote
for him. But some Ags are grumb-
ling because they think Stanberry
is merely stooging for College and
Rollins Avenues. Nevertheless,
he's an Ag, and the bumpkins will
vote for him, by golly.
Stanberry will probably be the
only Independent on the Missouri
Party ticket, because there is a lot
of gravy to go around to a lot of
houses, some slightly dissatisfied.
The Union-Independents are hold-
Heigho-Ho
The Rat
Race
ing a few plums open for any
house that's willing to come over,
and it's not unlikely that a few
houses will find better pickins
with the U-I's.
BETTING ODDS
Figures for Showme's an-
nual Presidential Poll, mod-
eled after the Literary Di-
gest and now copied from
the Showme by the Stoodent,
have just come in from the
stuffed ballot boxes. They
show each candidate's popu-
larity running neck and
neck, but don't worry, things
don't look Black.
The Tabulation
Stanberry ------- 2. %
Bidstrup ------- 2. %
Roosevelt -------- 90. %
Middlebush------ .05%
Hitler __ _------- .00%
Hedy Lamar ------100. %
Humidity -------36. %
Meanwhile, the strategy of
Black & Co. is to lie low, wait for
the Missouri Party to show all
their cards, and then to trump a
few of their aces. This technique
has already caused their biggest
sorority house, Delta Gamma, to
go over to the other side. This
move was neatly maneuvered by
several D.G.'s who pointed out
"the greater social prestige of
belonging to the Missouri Party."
Because of law worries, love
life, and his unpopularity in some
quarters, Black is not taking an
active part in his party's affairs
this year. The party which he so
by
Prof. Ratshaw
brilliantly created last year is
now actively headed by Independ-
ent Bob Wollard, not so dumb
himself. His party wheelhorses
are Charles Underwood, Walt
Keil, Jim Ridgeway, and George
Olcott.
The Little Greek-Independent
party members don't appear wor-
ried, claiming all the time that
they have plenty of tricks to show
Thompson & Friends. If they have
any Aces they're not playing
them. Maybe they don't have any,
but Missouri Partyers wonder if
the Election Board to be named
by Black is one of them.
Lo, the poor Independents; they
don't know what to think. Both
sides claim they are the champions
of the Independent cause. The
Missouri Party bunch can hardly
point to those four fat years when
they were in power and gave the
Independents practically nothing.
The Union-Independent gang can
claim that their one year was
truly an equal representation of
small houses and Independents.
The Independents can pick the
lesser evil, whichever that is.
Not one to let a party name
handicap them, the Missouri Party
thoughtfully adopted the name of
the old Ag party, Independent
Coalition Party. A piece in a
little-read (or Red) weekly publi-
cation quoted Boss Thompson as
saying the Missouri Party is dead.
Somebody should bury it before
it starts stinking.
The Union-Independents will
run Dudley Bidstrup of Home-
coming and debate fame as presi-
dent, leaving vice-president open
until the last minute to crack the
Ags or Engineers. Secretary-
Treasurer will go to an Indepen-
dent girl. Little Greeks will
squabble for half the senate seats,
the other half going to Independ-
ents. Little Greeks complain they
are having a hard time getting on
(Continued Page 28)
No Matter Which Party Wins-
The Independents Get It in Th' Neck
Page Two
Old Gold Cigarettes
L. Heller and Son, Inc.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
Stand by for important denouncements.
Sign here.
With or without onions?
I think I've made myself perfectly clear.
A rejection does not necessarily imply a lack of literary
merit.
Well, as I always say, life is a funny proposition no matter
how you take it.
Don't be silly, officer, somebody put that bottle in my car
for a joke.
Shall we sit this one out?
Of course, I believe you, dear, only your story sounds a
little far-fetched.
The only reason I keep the wedding ring in my handbag,
dearie, is because I'm afraid I might lose it.
Count your change.
You wait here while I play another hand to get even.
I didn't pass out-I was just resting my eyes.
All I did was shave my legs with your razor.
I read that mystery story-I'll tell you who killed him.
But then I was only a girl when I married.
You're a tolerant man-so listen to my side of the story.
On with the dance.
Let's just act as if nothing happened.
Wash the dishes, big boy! I had a hard day at the office, too.
Your baby's very pretty. Does she look like any of the
family?
Tears won't get you nowhere with me, baby.
I may be crazy, but I ain't no fool!
I hid your present, dearie, and I can't remember where I
put it.
Case dismissed.
Put it away and forget about it.
Quiet, please.
If you've got anything to say, say it to me.
After all!
I thought you told me your wife was an invalid.
Any questions?
What a pretty dress! But satin does make one look fat.
You can't cut my salary. It won't be patriotic.
I sent you that check all right-it must have been lost in
the mail.
You're only young once.
I won't call a cab. baby, a brisk walk will do us good.
Tune in at this same time tomorrow.
Pass the hat.
Cheese it, the cops.
But I thought you liked me because I was such a plain
spoken guy, dear.
Collegiate A: That chap over there uncovered a rich vein
yesterday.
Collegiate: B: Is he a prospector?
Collegiate A: No, he sold a pint of blood to the hospital
for $25.
When women go wrong, men go
right after them.
"There's something about our
child that is dove-like."
"Yeh. He's pigeon-toed."
Daughter: "Has my mail come
yet?"
Mother: "Daughter, you must
stop using that terrible slang."
Boy Friend: Everything I touch
seems to go wrong lately.
Girl Friend: Then keep your
hands off of me until we're mar-
ried.
-Wampus
Whatever happened to the little
girl in the cotton stockings?
Nothing.
-Drexerd
He: Do you know the secret of
popularity ?
She: Yes, but my mother said
I mustn't.
ODE TO RED FLANNELS
All of spring's historic annals
Show no case where two-legged mammals
Had the sense to wear their flannels
Right up into May!
March and April's arctic breezes
Fan the coeds' purple kneeses,
Start a hundred million sneezes
By the bare display.
Weather-trusting college Joses
Go beer-busting, get red noses,
More from shirtless, shortless clothes,
Than from filthy brew.
Gals too early hide their snuggies,
Woolen skirts, and red fox chubbies,
Hatless ride in horseless buggies,
Then come down with flu.
People are such crazy creatures!
Spring's not all golf-course and bleachers,
Blanket parties can be freezers
In an April rain!
Worse than pitching woo off-season
Is the darned fool stripped of reason
Who goes swimming with ice freezing
Round his balmy brain!
When you Jellies catch pneumonia,
Just remember that I told you,
Summer's undies that enfold you,
Won't keep colds away!
Go on! Rush the spring, you Ghandies!
Wear your ankle-sox and scanties!
But I'll keep my woolen panties
Scratching me 'till May!
HELL! IT'S SPRING
by C. V. Wells
Bob Richards
Page Five
Tried on the embossed soup
bowl with the snipe feathers, the
bunch of grapes and old curtain
on a doilie, and the pillbox with
a potted plant on each side (ever-
blooming). But somehow this
hat looked like me!
Mg
It was shaped like a coal buck-
et with a strip of linoleum around
the middle and the American flag
hanging down the back. I bought
it. Positive there was nothing
like it this side of Vogue.
Only difficulty lay in getting
the bucket handle under my chin.
Wore it to try out its pedestrian
appeal. Very successful. Hat
stopped people dead in their
tracks-which I had formerly
done with my face.
Got the biggest reception on
street corners. Jellies not only
whistled but gave me the flag sa-
lute. Policeman stopped traffic
when I crossed the intersection.
Asked me how long it would be
before the rest of the parade
came by.
Was walking quietly along
thinking how well my new sole-
less shoes would match the lino-
leum on my hat when car stop-
ped me.
Young man in swimming trunks
and pajama top asked did I want
a lift to the party. Couldn't see
him very well because my myopia
was eclipsed by the brim of my
coal bucket.
But he looked like my zoo
teacher. And I believe in shining
the apple whenever I'm near an
orchard. So I climbed in. Could
see we were evidently not dress-
ing.
Was glad I had something new
for the party though. Told him
I thought I was flunking zoo. He
said not to worry-even if I flunk-
ed out nobody would recognize
me in that hat.
Hard-Time
Stopped before a fraternity
house with lights on all three
floors and a canopy over the
chaperons. House so crowded we
pushed three people out the back
door as we came in the front.
Orchestra sat tight and jammed
in one corner. Musicians so close
together the drummer played six
instruments himself every time
he turned his head. Trombone
player was aiming out the win-
dow to keep from stabbing the
dancers.
Everybody dressed in awful
clothes! Didn't recognize anybody
dancing, and only half those on
the floor.
We mangled a dozen people
getting to the large punch bowl
-although nobody was around
the punch bowl near the chape-
rons. Crowd reported punch very
excellent. To date, seven teeth
and three permanent waves had
fallen out.
Zoo teacher gave me a glassful.
Said he wanted to perform a little
experiment on me-he'd heard it
hardened the liver.
So I raised the handle on my
coal bucket and drank it down.
When I picked myself up off the
floor, the linoleum on my hat was
waxed and my American flag
half-mast.
Just then three people asked
me to dance so I danced off in
different directions with all three
of them. Two ran interference
and we shagged right up the
stair-case to second floor.
A three-ring circus was going
on in the hall, with the seven
dwarfs juggling glasses, Jesse
James and Snow White doing an
Party
Apache dance, and Mae West giv-
ing out passes to the after-show.
Everybody there seemed to be
in tights-except my zoo teacher's
roommate. He wanted to come
as Ghandi but didn't have a
clean sheet. So he came anyway.
Page Six
The entertainment committee
was mixing punch in the bath tub.
The chairman had already fallen
in but protested he was very com-
fortable and dared anybody to re-
move him.
Zoo teacher invited me into his
room while he selected a more
suitable necktie for his bathing
suit.
Asked me to sit down and after
a short struggle I accepted. No
wonder they called it a crum par-
ty! Someone had been eating
crackers in bed!
Zoo teacher insisted on talking
shop. Asked me if I had ever
performed experiment 27. Had to
black his eye to convince him I
could get somebody's notes on it.
Just then six people walked
out of the closet and announced
there would be a style show down-
stairs immediately-a spring
showing of nudist suits for town
and country.
I protested I wasn't in fancy
dress. They entered me anyway.
Everybody lined up while the
judges finished off the punch.
What a place to wear a new
spring hat! Fellow even asked to
borrow it to run out and get some
ice!
Parlors so crowded when every-
one came downstairs that they
had to send the chaperons home.
I was wedged in between a trump-
et player and house boy. Some
goon four feet away kept neck-
ing me by mistake. Finally slap-
ped him and knocked a whole row
of people down.
Judges eliminated contestants
by throwing them through the
French windows. And then I
was never so insulted in my life!
I won! Some judges haven't any
taste in hats!
I was so mad my American flag
positively furled and unfurled!
So the band struck up the "Star
Spangled Banner" and my zoo
teacher requested a "stripe"
tease. Threw the cup at him and
left.
Say-I don't think that was
my zoo teacher!
by
Lucille Gupton
First She: "How do you keep
the boys from peeking in the key
hole?"
Second She: "I keep the door
open."
-Froth
Sweet Young Thing: "Have a
cigarette?"
House Mother: "What? Smoke
a cigarette, I'd rather kiss the
first man that came along."
Sorority Girl: "So would I, but
have a cigarette while we're wait-
ing."
-Rammer Jammer
He: "Do you know the differ-
ence between being good and be-
ing bad?"
She: "What's the difference?"
He: "That's what I say."
-Mis-A-Sip
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Upon a moonlight ride.
When Jack came back
His eye was black.
His pal, you see, had lied.
--Ranger
Clerk, to a suspicious looking
couple in the hotel lobby: "I
don't believe you people are mar-
ried after all."
Lady: "Sir, if my husband were
only here he would make you
swallow those words."
-Varieties
Mistress: "You know, I suspect
my husband has a love affair with
his stenographer."
Maid: "I don't believe it. You
are only saying it to make me
jealous."
-Mercury
"Let me show you something
new in a snappy sedan," suggest-
ed the salesman.
"I don't think you could," she
sweetly replied.
-Covered Wagon
Page Seven
THE MISSOURI SHOWME
"A Reflection of Modern Campus Thought"
J. V. CONNOLLY, Godfather
BUSINESS MANAGER GEORGE J. SCHULTE, JR.
EDITORIAL BOARD BUSINESS STAFF MAKE-UP STAFF CONTRIBUTORS
JOHN HARTZELL Bud Barnes Bob Dimke Phil Dessauer Lucille Gupton
CLAUDE RAMSEY Mabel Kinyon Nate Silverman Paul Charles Law James Ragland
GEORGE J. SCHULTE, JR. George Miller Katherine Dougherty Houston Cox
Joseph Powers Bob Duncan Nate Silverman
ART STAFF ADVERTISING EXCHANGES OFFICE STAFF Bill Freemon Clifton Paisley Charles Greever
Vic Take John Jachym Robert Kuelper Patty Veatch Mabel Kinyon Nancy Corsa
Murray Amper Roy Moskop Roy Kelly Margaret Eades
C. V. Wells PHOTOGRAPHERS Martha Jane Myers
William Hartman Dorothy McIntyre
Bob Richards Bob Dimke
George Olcott
Showme's Jester started think-
ing about Mizzou traditions the
MIZZOU other day. And at
first he could re-
TRADITIONS
member only a-
bout the 10,000 Missourians
whose parents pledged their
"all" beneath the columns.
And on second thought he re-
members the J-School Bridge,
Barnwarmin' and the political e-
lections. Of course, reasons the
Jester, there's always the J-
School lions and the golf course
-each traditional in its own little
way.
But in recent years no new Miz-
zou traditions have been started.
(Over-looking the pickets.)
So, the Jester explains, here's
an opportunity for some-one with
the path-to-my-door-for-a-geed
-mouse-trap complex to do some-
thing. Start a good tradition that
will last the next century at M.
U.
Our political reporter isn't mod-
est; but wise. So he, too, wanted
his name with-held . For, assets
our p. r., he has his own future
at MU to protect.
* * *
Gossip writer, petite little-er-
(oops, almost gave it away) hints
April is providing plenty of am-
munition for her stooges. In fact,
she advocates a dirt issue. But,
we explain, there's already the
Stoogent. Anyway watch for fire-
works come May's Showme.
VOL. VIII APRIL, 1939 NO. 8
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for return.
Page Eight
Showme's Candid Camera
Page Nine
Page Ten
Chesterfield Cigarettes
Prince Albert Tobacco
THE POISON APPLE
"Snow White had a baby."
"How come?"
"Do you think that all the dwarfs
were dopey?"
Before the last dwarf was born they
gave his mother golden rod - that's
how she got Sneezy.
Nudist colony theme song: "The
Thrill Is Gone."
*
No matter how bad times are, the
Siamese twins can always make ends
meet.
*
Today the zipper is the undoing of
the modern girl.
Man (in restaurant to waiter): I
like weak coffee, but this is helpless.
*
Look at me-I can't write and I
was convicted of forgery-did I have
a lousy lawyer.
I once met a man who owned a baby
tiger that he said would eat off your
hand-and he did.
Actress Celebrating Silver Anniver-
sary.-News item.
Married twenty-fifth time, eh?
New traffic rules: If you're hit on
the white side of the line, it doesn't
count.
THE ARTIST
He lived in an attic of an old, shab-
by building in the poorest section of
town. There was no steam heat, and
the little fire he had built was out. He
was very cold, and as he sat by the
window, he shivered. His eyes kept
wandering; he was hungry. It seemed
like years since he had last tasted
food. There wasn't a crumb in the
house. The broken-down ice box was
empty. There wasn't even any ice in
it. Must he starve like this-alone and
friendless in this cheerless little attic
room? Hunger gnawed and gnawed.
He looked again. This time he made a
complete search of every shelf, the
ice-box, and everywhere else. Not a
crust. So he went out to a restaurant
and ate a big meal.
*
REINCARNATION
Washington came back as a bridge;
Lincoln as an auto; Bismarck was a
herring, and You as a pain in the
neck.
Spring
Greenspons
Beauty Salon
DEANS
Page Fourteen
Spring
Headturners
Wear the kind of clothes this
Spring that will make people turn
around and look twice. Make 'em
blink their eyes and want to meet
you.
The colors this season are lus-
cious shades of lavender, fuschia,
lime. (they used to call it char-
treuse!), and a pretty dusty pink.
Of course, navy blue and white
are always good for the old con
servaties, but this is 1939, so let's
Be modern and colorful.
The best looking outfit we've
seen in many a day is that of
Kappa Emily Burnett. Lime.
flower-covered pill-box and shirt-
waist of the same shade. With it.
she wears a grey and black plaid
coat with a widely flaring skirt.
Get dressed up with dots or
dash. but have lots of flash (yeh,
Winchell ). You can wear a strict-
ly tailored suit. yes, but with it
a saucy, frothily veiled hat. The
Campus Shop has just what you
want with flowers, birds, veils,
'n everything.
Be impudent, have a flair in
your skirts and a curl in your eye-
lashes. Greenspons Beauty Shop
can ably take care of the curls not
only in your eyelashes, but in
your hair as well. And they do
a very fine job of everything.
Let an inmmaculately starched
ruffle show beneath your skirt
when you walk or dance. The
by
Mabel
Kinyon
Tiger Laundry is the place to
take your fine things to be cleaned
and pressed. They'll keep your
ruffles white and your gloves hold-
able.
For campus wear, have at least
one good looking jacket and two
skirts and several changes of ac-
cessories. Suzannes have a smart
collarless jacket striped in rust,
brown, and white on a slate back-
ground, flecked in dark brown.
The accompanying pleated skirt
is a matching brown. Being
broke when I saw it, I wanted to
grab it and run out of the store
quick like an Easter bunny, but
restrained myself. Jacqueline
Shop has just the shoes to wear
with this outfit: Toeless, heelless,
of the new shade, "Japonica."
The best looking pair of shoes on
the campus belong to Ruth Schif-
flin, Pi Phi. They are of shock-
ing pink, with little bows, and
are toeless and heelless.
Saw a slick looking outfit across
the campus the other day: fuschia
skirt, chartreuse jacket with a
lavender chiffon scarf tucked in
the neck. Very tricky and eye-
drawing.
For fun on a date, grab some-
one's car and drive out to Ernie's
or Texaco Town for a coke and
one of their fine hamburgers. Sort
of a back to nature movement.
Dean's have some of the cutest
sweater and skirt combinations
in town. Their windows are al-
ways full of smooth colors and
darling accessories.
Millers Shoe store have all the
necessaries for your springy feet.
Spectator sport pumps and dressy
pumps and sandals for evening.
Tlie most important part of
every college girl's Spring ward-
robe is her' formals.
(Continued on Page 18.)
Suzanne's
Join in the Swing
THE FAD OF THE LAND
-The Parade Drags On-
(Although we personally contend this selection
shows up the Ogden Nash in us,
Others seem prone to suggest it merely brings out
the literary hash in us.)
I
At the outset of these brief fashion analyses
Let it be our purpose to dispell one of the season's
time-worn fallacies.
We care little for tearing established ideas asunder.
But clothes no longer make the man-they merely
make him wonder.
And those poor unfortunate masculines with wives
Do especially fear for their financial lives.
For many a man, upon noting his wife's new trap-
pings, and seeing in his mind's eye the bills
for 'em,
Well knows he doesn't have even mills for 'em.
And so, while much of the season's trouble may be
laid in the lap of the bunny,
It's really the man, in the end, who is left clutch-
ing the gunny.
And this is the reason that many a man who might
otherwise be top-or straw-hatted, derbied or
even beret-ed.
May put in his appearance bare-headed in the Eas-
ter parade!
Page Sixteen
II
Having finished out introductory critique,
Let's look at the items themselves, to see just what
it is that makes them eligible for the adjec-
tive "chic."
Let's look at the figures already arrayed
In the best they can find for the Easter parade.
With a glance at all the pre-season finery-
The best in nineteen thirty-ninery-
We can preview the work of those Hollywood styl-
ists
Who perhaps merit better the nomen of "guile-
ists."
III
While it's true that men don't know much about
what women are wearing,
Inasmuch as they form most of their judgment by
standing on street corners and staring,
There's still no denyin'
The gals do the buyin',
Even tho some of their effects sartorial
Have a color aspect rather arboreal.
(That one over there, for example, in her attempt
to find colors that are faddish,
Ias given herself the appearance of a salad-plated
radish!)
to Spring
by John Hartzell
IV
But now to proceed to particular styles of apparel
That keep Milady from Easter parading attired in
nothing more clinging than a beer barrel.
To begin at the bottom, shoes of the season-
For no apparent reason-
Are heel-less and toeless, and indeed, almost shoe-
less, which, it is argued, saves leather.
And which does. But what about wet weather?
And who gets the leather that's saved? Is it piled
up til the factories are full,
And then given back to the bull?
In addition, a few junior nincompoops
With mental loop-the-loops
Have adopted wooden shoes, and you can tell 'em
by the clomp,
Which suggests a modern dance that might perhaps
be called the Flatbush Stomp.
Moving a notch higher, we come to the stockings;
all the girls, including those of Stephens Col-
lege and Mrs. Van Sweringham,
Are wearing 'em.
This season they're possibly a little louder, but cer-
tainly no funnier,
And no runnier.
Perhaps we may describe the dresses of the day by
saying, in brief,
They put the stress on bold relief.
Brevity, too, is a chief
Motif,
So that legs will stick out under 'em in batches
Like matches.
And not the least important is their utter disregard
for knees-es,
Which will considerably heighten the interest of
the lads-about-town in windy days and lusty
sneezes!
We come last to the subject of hats, a topic which
has led many commentators to rant and tear
Their hair.
This type of histrionics we shall forego, and with
merely an allusion to insanity,
Pass on to matters which may be discussed with-
out recourse to profanity. .
V
Before we come to the end of our feminine fashion
exhibit-
Permit us to quietly and lib it-
That if you like your parading in terms of action
rather than speech,
Brother, don't hang around here-scram out to the
beach!
Page Seventeen
SPRING
(Continued from page 14)
The are, of course, what we
have been waiting for all year.
Pretty, naive, and most impor-
tant of all, the kind of clothes that
boys like best (that is, if they
have been telling me the truth!)
Huge, gigantic, postively enor-
mous skirts, puffy sleeves, and
slim, slim waists. Fredendalls
have exactly the dress to fit into
this mood. It's turquoise, the big
skirt is made up of lace and net
godets. The bodice is tight, and
all lace, the sleeves demurely
puffed. It looks like a sweet
dream and a pretty girl.
Lapels are especially designed
for dangling gadgets or bouten-
nieres. Muellers Florist have
trained salespeople to help you se-
lect just exactly what type of
flower to wear. One thing that
intrigues us is the fact that every
one at Muellers must go to a
special school to learn the tricks
own flowers in their own green-
of the trade. They grow all their
house, too, which is a big point in
money, we're going to have a
their favor. When we're in the
drive me mad, but almost every-
fresh gardenia or camellia in the
buttonhole every morning of the
world!
Flowers lead us to accessories
-gloves, bracelets, necklaces.
handbags, hats, et al. For gloves,
the best on earth are white, and
we mean WHITE, too. Bracelets
drive me made, but almost every-
body likes a clever charm brace-
let or a few strands of small
pearls strung together. Around
the neck, the snitzy new shell
jewelry and the bubble necklaces
that the Campus Shop is featur-
ing. Old fogey that I am, I
caught myself fingering them lov-
(Continued on page 20)
Fredendally
Campus Shop
TIGER LAUNDRY
and
DRY CLEANING CO.
Page Eighteen
The Jacqueline Shop
Spring Head Turner
(Continued from page 18)
ingly the other day. One of the
smoothest pocketbooks in town
lives down at Fredendall's, but
not for long, we think! It's about
a foot square of British tan pat-
ent leather with a handle of soft
crushed kid tied into a bow. Very
slick.
Hats are crazy, of course, but
we love 'em. Our favorite is of
chartreuse-pardon, lime-with
a tiny brim and high crown and
streamers to tie under the chin.
There is a contrasting note in
the Spring formals, too. The
wanderlust bug bit our fashion
designers and they've turned out
clothes styled the Gypsy way. Big.
boldly striped skirts and simple
shirtwaister silk blouses.
Now, last, and anything but
least we come to the favorite of
every gal on this green earth, the
men! For the favorite indoor
sport, jellying at Gaebler's, get a
sport coat with slacks that con-
trast. Barth's have all your big
hearts could desire; their selection
of coats positively makes your
mouth water. Bob Symmonds
Delt tops the list with a jacket of
brown and green tweed with dark
green leather-covered buttons.
And then there's the K. A. who
has only seventeen suits, which is
practically illegal. Saddle shoes
for school and brown wing tips
for dress.
Men should dress up just as
much as girls and they don't have
to get the idea that just because
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"FashioNews"
Whether you like it or not, the
"doll's" hat is "in" again.
Larger, perhaps, and going in for
surprising new color combina-
tions. But "in"-and definitely.
Crowns are decidedly higher and
brims on the wider side.
While the battle of the hair-
do's has simmered to a faint hiss,
the coiffeurs have been busy at
work all the while, it seems, on
hair-do's that work. Apparent-
ly, you're to look either like A-
pollo with your hair cut short and
set in soft loose curls, or like
Aphrodite with your hair in a
mane that frames your face.
Choose the coiffure that best suits
your face and you'll look more
chic, more neat and more impor-
tant; either hair fashion will give
you new smartness, and either
goes with tweeds and with hoop
skirts, too.
Speaking of tweeds and hoop
skirts, perhaps you've noticed
that pearls, figuratively as well
as literally, straddle both these
extremes in the dress calendar.
Always the most versatile of jew-
elry companions, pearls are today
to the fore as never before. To
drop a pearl of wisdom, though,
the finer the pearls, the longer
you'll enjoy their subtle flattery.
While this isn't the Educational
Science period, still you might be
glad to know that Heller Certified
Cultured Pearls are especially
notable because they are snatched
from the forbidding jaws of the
living oyster. As Nature's own
gift to the Girl of Tomorrow, per-
haps we should be almighty grate-
ful for these deep-sea gems of
wondrous lustre and loveliness.
K.R. Mueller
Florist
BARTH'S
"Dear. that spaghetti we had for supper. I don't think you cooked it thoroughly!"
THE EX-GIRL FRIEND
"So she said she gave me the air; what a joke! Boy, I
wouldn't be seen dead with her at a funeral. Why she's so
dumb she thinks sap from the trees is an ignorant back-
woodsman, and that a refinery is a school of etiquette. Last
summer when I tried to teach her how to swim all she wanted
to learn was the sun stroke. She has an idea that a run-around
is a small roadster, and that you need a key to open an arm
look. She bought a car that has 'free wheeling' and was
shocked to learn that it still needs gas and oil.
"She is convinced that locomotion is crazy rhythm, and
that you have to water an industrial plant. She is certain
that only married couples use the bridal-path, and that a
sewer.is a guy who goes to court to collect.
"She insists that a membership drive is a new highway,
and that a bank keeps its liquid assets in a bottle. She thinks
Tennessee is a Chinese tennis game.
"She thinks Premier Mussolini is the opening night of a
new show, and she won't allow stewed prunes around the
house because she hates drunkards. She is certain the French
Cabinet is a piece of furniture, and that the D. C. after
Washington stands for Dumb Congressmen.
"She has an idea that the Automat is a small rug for auto-
mobiles, and she knows definitely that a Brazil nut is a
South American lunatic. She told me marble cake is made
of stone, and that a Chinese coolie is an Oriental refrigerator.
"She insists upon going to baseball games but can't get it
out of her head that they don't hit the ball with acrobats.
"Last week she started to write dime novels. She says it's
an easy way to get rich. Only ten of them and she'll have a
dollar. She thinks she's a self-made woman. If she is, she
ought to tear up the pattern before someone else gets hold
of it. She spent eighteen years getting an education and now
she can't remember where she put it.
"No I'm not sore. But she's the last college girl I'll ever
take out!"
"Either you buy your shoe polish from us, or we'll
blow up your box!"
LEXICON OF AN M. D.
Corpuscle-An officer in the R.O.T.C.
Hormone-Blending of notes in
music.
Nasal-Pertaining to the navy.
Tonsil-Decoration used on Christ-
mas trees.
Knuckle-Five pennies.
Dysentery-Not interested.
Diseased-Dead.
Cyst-Abbreviation for sister.
Surgeon-Rushing forward.
Bile-Provincial for boil.
Lung-Jump forward.
Scalpel-Top of the head.
Ulcer-Raincoat.
Anaesthetic-A graceful person.
Medicine-An Italian family of bank-
ers.
Liver-A long rod for lifting heavy
weights.
Bleed-Photograph extending to edge
of the page.
*
People who drink liquor only know
one season-fall.
Page Twenty-three
Showme Show
It's here!, Spring, we mean; the Phi Psis are
asleep in their classes, the Phi Gams are all drunk,
and the Betas just sit under their cork tree quietly
smelling the pretty flowers.
The boys at the K. A. house wish that Pody
Whitehead would come home once in a while. They
don't see why he has to eat with Lorraine Elswick,
Delta ditto ditto. Those two have got it awful bad.
Spring and the love-bug are both gnawing at
the hearts of SAE Frank Gorham and lovely-to-
look-at Pi Phi Dorothy Carr. They both beam
and scream with joy when the other one is barely
mentioned.
Out at the Twenty-so Theta houses Ernie
Moore, Kappa Sig, has been taking Jean Guernsey
around, while Bill Byers, Sigma Chi, has been dat-
ing almost all the rest of the girls.
One of the most surprising couples seen late-
ly at Gaeb's was Ready-for-anything-Onhemus and
preacher Billy Jolly.
With the new spring crew cuts on all the boys,
our campus is beginning to look like a penitentiary
exercise yard. Among the most distinctive are
those worn by Charlie Looney, Beta, Max Paige,
Sigma Chi, and frat brother, Bob Faurot.
Bermond Swindler, Sig Ep, and Tri Delta Jean
Hackenberg are driving their fellow sorority and
fraternity members nuts by not putting out a pin.
They keep expecting it every day-as do the Delta
Gams expect Tommy Baxter's Sig Ep pin in their
house on Jane Birr. Maybe the Spring sunshine
will bring them out.
Big Suprise number I! Rolph Fairchild, fair-
haired boy of the Phi Delts has his pin on one Doro-
thy Fredendall of California. For dear Rolph to
spend Eighteen dollars on a pin for a GIRL, of all
things, puts us out. What do you think Helen
Medding thinks about this?
Wally Nielson, Pi K. A., most all-around of
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people, has Tri Delt Winnie Wise very happy that
she's alive.
The Missouri Student is pretty far back in a
dense fog when it prints such things as a prophecy
of marriage between Delt Frank Shuske and Patty
Taafe. They were both pretty mad about the false
publicity that the rag gave them. Naughty, you
bad ol' Stooge-ent.
The Betas were mean to Jiggs James when they
said that he couldn't join T. N. E. Sounds kinda
funny when you know that
the Beta president is a mem-
ber of the illustrious organi-
zation.
Together constantly are
Theta Jeanette De Wyl and
Sigma Chi Ralph Heisinger.
They'll be putting out a pin
one of these fine days, no
doubt.
Bill Stone, Sigmanu, is
racing his motor for Pi Phi
Betty Jane Thompson. His
competition in the matter consists of Max Paige
and Pete White. More power to you, Bill.
Cleverest overheard of the week: Jim Ragland
slyly inviting an innocent co-ed over to his "cave"
to see his "scratchings."
George Wise, strong man of the Law School,
gladdens his lonely heart for his Mary Jane in
Springfield by playing around in the Dixie every
weekend with another gal named Mary.
Newly pinned are childhood sweethearts K. A.
Dick Asel and Mary Jewett, Delta Gam.
Once they were a steady pair, Johnny Lancey,
Delta Tau, and Helen McNeill, Stephens, but no
more. The wolf, it seems, was Bob Tull, A. T. 0.
boxer. We suggest that if Johnny wishes to fight
it out that he do so verbally or even better-over
the telephone!
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more showme show
FREE! A Box of Life Savers for the best
wisecrack!
What is the pest joke you heard on the campus this
week?
Send is in to your editor. You may wisecrack your-
self into a free prize box of Life Savers.
For the best line submitted each month by one of the
students, there will be a free award of an attractive
cellophane-wrapped assortment of all the Life Saver
flavors.
Jokes will be judged by the editors of the publication.
The right to publish any or all jokes is reserved. Decisions
of the editors will be final. The winning wisecrack will be
published the following month along with the lucky
winner's name,
This Month's Winner-
C. V. Wells
Independent
"When I squeeze you in my arms like this,
honey, something within me seems to snap."
"Yes, pardon me a moment till I fasten it
again."
Life Savers
Page Twenty-six
There is nothing to the rumor that Chuck Ar-
thur, Sig Alph, and June Henderson have broken
up.
Kappa Military queen candidate, Himmel-
berger, walked by Bill Freehoff, big gun of military
affairs and grinningly said, "Why, hello, Bill."
Bill turned to a friend and said, "Who's that?"
Too bad.
Bob Martz, Phi Gam, has switched girls at the
Pi Phi house. He will soon be going stead with
Jane Hughes, instead of Mary Ann Dallas. And
little Dallas has been coking with Darwin Rummel,
Hughes' old flame. Hope they get straightened
out some time.
What did Frank Adams and Virginia Wolk,
his can-can date, do on the way home from Fulton
Saturday, March 18? Car trouble, no doubt.
It sounds fishy when both Betty Jean Wallin
and Jack Hetzler have the mumps at the same time.
Hmmm, the plot sickens.
The Phi Delta Phi, better known as Fiddledee-
fee, Junior Prom was disgustingly sober, they say.
What's the matter, boys, are you changing your
ways?
What we would like to have seen more than any-
thing we can think of is Ed Elgin sitting in Gaeb-
ler's of a recent afternoon and telling George to
"Draw two!"
Talk about mass production-for a coming
Stephens dance two thousand university boys have
been invited. Wouldn't they be surprised if all the
boys went?
The Phi Gain Tacky party brought Rosemarie
Brueggman down from St. Louis to make Wat-
son Powell and the Delta Gams happy. Won't Wat
son be made when last year's Delt, Chuck Godsey,
comes to town and Rosemarie comes down to see
him, too?
The boys at the Sig Alp house have an inkling
that Buck Jones has received his own pin from
Roberta Carver, Tri Delt.
Marshall Dugger, Alpha Sig, got his pin back
from Emily Basil, last year's girl, and has neatly
put it on Rita Keating D. G. He's sure having fun!
During a K. A. serenade at the A. Chi O. house,
Bob Jett shouted loudly, "Gee, Rabbit, you sure
look funny in a nightgown." Rabbit is his gal,
Cora Sharp.
Anderson, one of the Phi Psi boys, just got back
from a trip to K. U.'s Kappa house to see a certain
weak spot in his heart. He's smiling around the
campus, so all is well.
Showme Movies
MIDNIGHT
Claudette Colbert, as an American fortune hun-
ter stalking her prey in international society, Don
Ameche, as a taxi driver who changes her plans,
and Francis Lederer, as a handsome and gold-drip-
ping Paris playboy-these are the romantic leads
in "Midnight."
This is undoubtedly Claudette Colbert's best
comedy since "It Happened One Night." She has
as companions in comedy John Barrymore in fine
fettle, Mary Astor, Hedda Hopper, and Elaine Bar-
rie.
Miss Colbert plays the part of a dancer, who in
one dazzling evening meets and falls in love with
a taxi driver, crashes an exclusive party with a
pawn ticket as an admission card, and sweeps the
town's A-1 playboy off his feet.
CAFE SOCIETY
"Cafe Society" is a brilliant picture about a
wealthy young woman who marries a ship news re-
porter by way of winning a wager with a society
columnist who says she isn't news any more. The
incidents in the story are lively, funny, and well
staged.
And some of the characters in "Cafe Society"
will seem to represent certain personalities well
known along 52nd Street in New York City.
What could be more fitting than to have Made-
leine Carroll, Fred MacMurray, and Shirley Ross
play the leads. And Miss Ross sings a hit song in
"Cafe Society."
by John Hartzell
THE HARDYS RIDE HIGH
"The Hardys Ride High" has a topical novel-
ty in that it tells the history of a grand illusion that
blew up. The family learns that it will inherit a
$2,000,000 estate. Immediately, all but the Judge
and his wife lose their heads and go wild.
Of course, Lewis Stone, Mickey Rooney, Fay
Holden, Cecilia Parker, Sara Haden, and Ann Ruth-
erford lead the cast. This brand new Hardy pic-
ture is fashioned to the design that has given this
series such unusual popularity.
And George Seitz, who has directed all of the
famous Hardy pictures, was in charge again.
SERGEANT MADDEN
The central character in this picture is a New
York policeman, and the general background is the
New York police department. Wallace Beery, as
the Sergeant, has been given one of the most power-
ful and sympathy winning roles that he has ever
had.
The fine supporting cast includes Alan Curtis,
Fay Holden, Tom Brown, Lorraine Johnson, and
George O'Brien. Many of the scenes in "Sergeant
Madden" were filmed at the New York Police Acad-
emy, and the methods of training rooky officers is
illustrated as well as the actual work of a regular
policeman.
The picture was produced by J. Walter Ruben,
who directed Beery in "Good Old Soak" and "Old
Hutch."
COLLEGE THEATRE
COMPANY
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(Continued from page 20)
they're spending money on their
date, they have the right to look
like the tail end of a hurricane.
But the majority of men on this
campus are better dressed than
the average, so here's an orchid
for the good dressers.
A man is but a worm of the
dust; he comes into the world,
wiggles around a bit, and then
some chicken gets him.
-Pointer
A survey gathered data to show
that 50,000 girls have recently
returned to cotton top hose. When
at its height this investigation
must have been interesting.
-Drexerd
TEXACO TOWN
Page Twenty-eight
Heigh-Ho
The Rat
Race
(Continued from page 2)
the U.-I. gravy train, but find
more consolation in being half
way in than completely out.
Already political battle lines
have been drawn in the selection
of military queens. Look for poli-
tics to play an important part in
selection of Savitar editor and biz
manager, and the remote possibil-
ity of them entering into selec-
tions for the Student.
Net result of the election: It
affords a proving ground for
M. U.'s smart young lawyers such
as McCarthy, Dacey, Wollard,
Black, Blanchard, and Thompson.
Independents now figure in the
spoils which is something they
haven't always done. Candidates
speak to people they would ordi-
narily ignore. Politicians whip
up excitement on election day
which is something few others can
do. S. G. A. marches futilely on,
no matter who wins the election.
As usual the campaign strategy
will not be based on actual issues.
The Missouri Party will attempt
to smear Black by some first class
name calling. They will claim that
they are the true Independent
party, meanwhile relying on their
heavy organized vote. The Union-
Independents will claim that not
until this year has the Independ-
ent had any representation in
student government, saying that
any difficulties the present admin-
istration had were due to sabotage
by the big houses.
The Brown
Derby
STOCK MARKET QUOTATIONS
Paper profits are profits derived
from selling something yesterday that
you bought tomorrow.
Margin is a demand for money
when you are sure not to have it.
Wall Street is a printing shop en-
tirely surrounded by water on which
float stock certificates.
Jersey and Delaware incorporate
liabilities as assets. Washington
crossed the Delaware. Delaware is
now double-crossing Washington.
Stocks never go below zero.
The man who invented the stock
market did not know the existence of
the thermometer.
Ninety-nine and one-half percent of
speculators lose their money - the
other half commit suicide.
"Where did you get that skunk
jacket you were wearing last night?"
"That was no skunk jacket. I was
giving my husband a piggy-back."
*
"You're getting fat."
"Yes-I fell off the roof, and came
down plump."
*
Joe: What do you think of electro-
cution ?
Jack: Hanging was all right for my
ancestors, and it is good enough for
me.
*
Jim: I just burned a thousand dol-
lar bill.
Joe: Gee! You must be a million-
aire.
Jim: Well, it's easier to burn them
than to pay 'em.
*
He (exclaiming): Well, did you
ever?
She: Yes, once or twice.
*
"Do you smoke?"
"Why, yes."
"Have you an extra cigarette on
you?"
Sir Walter
Raleigh Tobacco
"He says one cent a day will fix things so you can take life easy from now on."
DEBUTANTE CRADLE SONG
"Make up now, debby,
Put on all your frills,
Have your gowns low, though
They give you the chills.
Beauty salons have
Wrought wonders, I see,
Pimples are hidden,
They've dimpled your knee.
Why, they've made your hair
A passable sight-
Good grief, what a mop
It was only last night.
"Mamma knows best, so
Just paste on a smile,
Keep it there frozen,
For you are on trial.
Don't dance with Gerald
But once through the night,
Dance with all comers,
And don't dare get tight.
Think of the money
That Papa has spent,
And see that you land
A wealthy, old gent!"
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
"I'm telling you, dere's de smartest
kid in de woild," said Killer Mike
passing about the picture of his three-
year-old son to the rest of the mob.
"Just take a gander at his pan.
Brains plus is scribbled all over the
kid's map. Some day he's gonna make
me very proud of him."
"I don't see any difference in de
kid's look from any other little punk,"
says Little Dynamite, ducking a bot-
tle that Killer Mike throws at him.
"Yeah?" says Killer Mike. "Well,
just listen to dis." All the boys start
to take a run-out powder, but Killer
Mike pulls a rod and says, "Is dat
polite walking out when I starts to
tell you about how smart my kid is?"
It's a funny thing, but Killer Mike is
such an interesting speaker-his en-
tire audience stands around spell-
bound when he holds a rod in his
hand.
"Here's an example of what I
mean," begins Mike. "De landlord
over at my house just puts in elec-
tricity instead of gas. And de elec-
tricity ain't in de joint ten minutes
when young Mike starts stickin' his
fingers in and out of de empty socket,
while all de juice is toined on."
"Yeah?" said the chief. "And wot's
so smart about dat?"
Killer Mike pounded the table.
"Gawd, you're stupid," he cried.
"Don't you get de point? De kid is
already rehoisin' for de electric
chair!"
Touching the Bases
After making a special trip
down to Rothwell Gym we had
to wait around for better than
half an hour before Coach "Hi"
Simmons showed up to give us the
low-down on the '39 edition of his
ball-club.
"Hi there big felly," he says
to us, "What can I do for you?"
Now we only rise up to 5'8" . . .
mmm . . . maybe 5'8 1/2" . but
right away it got
us to feeling good
again. In order to
be a good coach
you first got to
know how to use
your psychology.
This is Long
John's third year
with the Tiger nine and he's al-
ready won two championships.
So we trailed him into his office
and cornered him in a corner and
started popping the routine ques-
tions. But "Hi" didn't need
much prompting. All one has to
do is mention baseball in his pres-
ence and he's off around the bases.
Oklahoma has the coach plenty
worried. Only two men have been
lost from last year's Sooner squad.
Iowa State has a supposedly red-
hot sophomore crop moving up
and K-State and Nebraska. will
show vastly improved teams. No
comments on K. U. The pre-game
"dope" is pure hokum when the
Tiger meets the Jay-hawk.
In referring to the Sooners Hi
is quick to point out that one of
the two men lost will be Benton,
the shortstop who wild-tossed to
first giving Waechter a life in the
fifth inning of the second game
that later turned into the winning
tally of the game to give Missouri
a clean sweep of the series and
practically clinched the Big Six
championship for the Bengals.
Now for Simmons' Personnel
A quick turn around the infield
finds Paul Chrisman taking over
1st base duties . . . Billy Thurman
by
Nate Silverman
retaining his 2nd base position
. . . Harlan Kiersey moving over
from 3rd to fill in at short for
Joe Carr . . . and Bill Marsden
holding down the hot-corner. That
makes a veteran combination
around the keystone with two
apparent new-comers at the flanks.
For Pitchin' Paul is well-known
to sport fans and Marsden, a sen-
ior now in the J-School was slated
for regular duty while a sopho-
more but due to an injury was
forced out of action the past two
years. The enforced lay-off does
not seem to have taken the edge
off his playing. Lots will be heard
from Bill, for he's a rowdy-O-
dowd from away back.
Rounding third to the plate one
is faced with "dirty-pants" Har-
old Klaus . . . a
little guy with a
big heart and a
sling shot arm
whose trolley wire
pegs down to sec-
ond permits of no
pilferings. "Dirty-
pants" too often
misses the headlines, but he's the
boy a lot of credit is due to for
those sterling pitching perform-
ances turned in last year by
"Smokey" Joe Mason and
"King" Carl.
Out there in centerfield will be
the pepper-pot himself . . . that
great little ball and glove juggler
and tooth-whistler, Marshall
"Dead Bird" Sneed, the Arkansas
apple-knocker. The boys elected
him captain but he doesn't seem
to care. Baseball is fun to him and
he wants none of its responsibili-
ties.
In left field Kenneth Wackher
and Lou Doerr are going at it
hammer and tong . . . over in
right the verteran "Irish" Shieber
may at long last win a regular
berth . . . a real ball-hawk but no
hit, and that tells his story of the
past two years . . . even at that
Bob Faurot may make it tough
for him.
With Carl Miles in the box this
shapes up as a corking outfit. Not
a weak link anywhere and very
strong down the middle, which to
baseball men means a lot.
TIGER
HOTEL
Frozen Gold
Ice Cream
Page Thirty-one
FRATERNITY MANAGEMENT
Every time Coach "Hi" thinks
about his hurling he misses a chaw
on his tobacco.
"A winning ball club must have
pitchers. Pitching counts for more
than fifty per cent over a season's
run. Right now I intend to use
Miles and Noel Haire, a sopho-
more, nice boy, good-looking, er,
nice fast ball, good curve, a little
short on control. If we stay out
of jams, okay . . . if not . . . well
. . . And that's about it. There
just isn't anybody else to pick up
the slack, unless Bill Dahms, an-
other sophomore, improves over-
night or Wackher shows that he's
a better pitcher than he is an out-
fielder."
That's John Hi's outlook. Add
it all up, fatten the total with a
little optimism and it's not hard
to go out on a limb and predict
that the Tigers will bring home
their third straight championship.
After all, one can't expect a
coach to give off with enthusiasm.
If he did, he wouldn't be in the
coaching business. He'd be in the
White House.
Advertiser's Index
Barth's . . . . . . 14
Brown Derby . .28
Cam el . Cover
Campus Shop . 18
Chesterfield . 11
College Theater . 27
Daniel's Lumber . 32
D eans . . . . . . . 20
E rnie's . 32
Fraternity Management . 32
Fredendall's . . 18
Frozen Gold . . 31
Gaebler's . 25
Greenspon's . 14
H eller's Pearls . . 4
Jacqueline . 19
Life Saver . . . . 26
Lucky Strike . .Cover
Miller's Shoes . Back Cover
Mueller Florist . . 20
Old Gold . 3
Prince Albert . 12
Raleigh . . . . . 21
Suzannes . . . . . 15
Texaco Town . 28
Tiger Electric . 28
Tiger Hotel . 31
Tiger Laundry . 18
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