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Missouri Showme October 1940 15 cents Pledge Issue Lucky Strike Cigarettes "A Reflection of Modern Campus Thought" 0 OFF THE EDITORIAL CHEST We're calling this column "Off the editorial Chest" because that's just what it'll be-our random thoughts on this or that. Some- times we'll have a real bone to pick, other times maybe we'll admit the world is o. k. and we'll just dauble along. But this issue we've got something to say . . . We don't know how many of you saw Pat o'Brien in "Knute Rockne" but it made us do a little thinking. Particularly that scene where Rockne, tired and discour- aged returns from his first major defeat. Expecting to face glum faces and jeers he meets instead a student pep rally, cheering the defeated team and yelling for Old Knute. "That's okay, Rock," the enthusiastic undergrads yell, "We'll take them next time." Well to get to the point, that's the sort of spirit we'd like to see around Old Mizzou'. The other day down in the office we were perusing some old copies of Showme-back in the old days when Missouri's football team was a farce. The Showme at that time reflecting then as it does now "Modern Campus Thought" put out an issue with a picture of a banged up Tiger in football togs. The whole tone of the cover was sarcastic defeatism. Quite a bit of water has passed under the pro- verbial bridge since those unhappy days. Today, thanks to a great team and a lot of good luck, we've got a football team that's turning out the goods. And with it came, last year, a revival pf that intangible and-rare-for-Missouri-thing called school spirit. As long as Pitchin' Paul was passing our way to big- ger and better victories aided and abetted by a clicking team, we rode the crest of the wave. Students came to all the games and attend- ed the pep rallies. Right now we've still got a great team and a great coach. But that certain something we call school spirit seems to be slipping again. It looks as though it needs another shot in the arm. There are a helluva lot of college wise guys, jellies and super-cynics knocking around here who think school spirit is just so much rah-rah bunkem-think it's Joe Collitch stuff. At the St. Louis game, which was a grand victory and a brilliant dis- play of football, there was but little display of spirit on the part of the students. Maybe it was the weath- er, but when the band played "Old Missouri" at the end of the game not a handful of people stayed in the stands to doff their hats and sing. The trouble there, I expect. was partly the indifference of the older students and the indifference of the boys and gals down in front with the nice white sweaters. And then the other day when the Tigers came back from Pittsburg. Where was the student body then? Only Yehudi was down at the station. How about that Chet? Then too, some of the loyal sons of the Black and Gold got together last year un- der the direction of Bill Gill and dug up a new pep song to supple- ment the well worn "I'm a Son". Its name is "Every True Son" and the Jay Show used it. But I expect somebody just forgot all about that too. Well we've let off a little steam. I dunno whether it'll do any good or not, but here's hopin'. BILL FREEHOFF Editor KEITH EMENEGGER Business Manager FLORENCE SCHWARTZ Associate Editor ADVERTISING Advertising Manager, Bob Herr Russ Bright Irv Farbman PROMOTION & CIRCULATION Russ Bright, manager covi nmrtl Barrie Young Larry Schulenberg Leonard North Cohen CONTRIBUTORS Joe Fin'ey Jack Schroeder Lew Budrewicz Bob Duncan Thad Ricks Arthur Rubin ART STAFF Walt Johnson ----------- Art Editor Jim Moseley Joe Morgan C. V. Wells Chuck Kufferman PHOTOGRAPHERS. Bob Holloway Steve Ritz Herb Gross EXCHANGES Gar Padget Sallie Warner Ernie Hueter Jane Mars Betty Baker Kay Hendry Dorothy Steinhilber Judy Price Joanne Boaeshaar Betty Wood Lura McIninch Darwin Flanigan Don Delaney Walter Johnson Faculty Adviser --------E. W. Sharp Godfather ------------- J. V. Connoly Vol. X October, 1940 No. 2 What's Inside 40 Pages of Fun and Feature. 0 From Alpha to Omega . . . . 2 See how that blind date rated in Showme's annual p'edge-judging. Tiger Tales . . . . . 4 Joe Finley tattles about Mis- souri's sophomore footballers. I.M.A. Throws One . . . . . 6 History records the mighty political pageant. Information Puleeze . 11 Len Cohen interviews some guys and gals on dating practices. Meet Dr. Hindman . 12 A closeup of the new Dean of Men by Art Rubin. Worse Than Death . .13 The short story of the month. Susy Sketches . . . 14 Some photogenic goin's on down Stephen's way. Pledge Pix . . . . . . 28 What the photographer saw on Showme's pledge rating excur- sion. Campaigns Are Damn Pains . . 29 Thad Ricks writes an ode to the politics of the hour. Where to Go and What to Do . . 38 A new feature by Showme's About Towner, giving you a re- view of movies, music, and local night spots. Plus . . . . 8-29-36 The regular Showme features: Showme Show (p. 8), Flossie's Column (p. 29), and Photo- sketch (p. 36). STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP The nssouri ffowm*e s published monthly except during July and August by the Missouri chapter of Sigma Delta Chi, national professibnal journalism fraternity, as the official humor and literary publication of the University of Missouri Price: $1.00 per year; 15c the single copy. Copyright 1940 by Mis- souri chapter of Sigma Delta Chi; original contents not to be reprinted without permission. Permission given all recognized exchanging college pub- lications. Exchange reprint rights granted to College Humor. Editorial and Business offices, Room 18, Walter Williams Hall; office of publication, Star-Journal Publishing Co., Warrens- burg, Mo. Not responsible for unsolicit- ed manuscripts; postage must be en- closed for return. 1 From Alpha Pledges Pour Into 14 Once more the onus of judging the neophytes falls upon the responsible shoulders of Showme. As in years past our ace observers have invaded Greek privacy and looked with a super critical eye upon the future B. M. and B. W. O. C.'s. This year the system of judging is different-quite differ- ent in fact. As you will note-if you haven't already turned the page to scan Eta Beta Pi and see what you rated-we are using song titles. The general idea is each pledge is supposed to suggest the title of a popular song or versa visa. Maybe you'll think some of these ratings are screwy, but so are some of the pledges. Anyway take it all with a grin or two of Sodium Chloride and Good Luck! Acacia Martin Nash, Columbia, Mo., 6' 1", Black hair-TREASURE IS- LAND John Shock, Columbia, Mo., 5' 1", Brownette-OH, JOHNNY, OH, JOHNNY. Harry Marty, Rapid City, la., 5' 10", Black hair-MY MAN George Ferguson, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 10", Blond hair-KANSAS CITY KIDDIE Louis Reid, Fort Worth, Texas, 6' 1", Brownette-THE EYES OF TEXAS Roy Shelly, Kansas City, Mo., 6' 7", Black hair-DADDY LONG LEGS Vic Ellis, Norwood, Mo., 5' 11", Brown hair-LAZY BONES Ross Nichols, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 9", Brown hair-MY OLD FLAME Bill French, Washington, D. C., 5' 10", Brown hair-COULD BE Alpha Gamma Rho Joe Tuttle, Boonville, 5' 9", Blond hair-JUST A GIGOLO Billy Edwards, Hamilton, 5' 8", Brown hair-FIT TO BE TIED Lloyd Cavanah, Keteysville, 5' 11", Brown hair-IT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE Merrill Lentung, Salsberry, 5' 7", Brown hair-TEARS FROM MY INKWELL Frank Miller, Trenton, 5' 7", Black hair-NO STRINGS Larry Gundy, Walker, 5' 8", Blond hair-SOMEBODY STOLE MY GAL Don Gee, Parma, 6' 1", Black hair-I SURRENDER DEAR to Omega. Sororities and 24 Fraternities Walter Finck, St. Charles, 6', Brown hair-I WON'T DANCE Michel Bay, Trenton, 5' 9", Black hair-IN MY MERRY OLDS- MOBILE Harold Reese, Cassville, 5' 10", Brown hair-WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED LOVE Coleman Owen, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brown hair-SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Darnaby Nunnelly, Bowling Green, Ky., 6' 1", Red hair-I KNOW NOW Paul Ward, Maysville, 5' 11", Brown hair-DEVIL MAY CARE Amos Hines, Summersville, 5' 11", Red hair-MY WILD IRISH ROSE Raymond Bolgamott, Granby, 5' 11", Brown hair-I WONT DANCE Clarence Grogan, Willow Springs, 6' 1", Brown hair-HE AIN'T GOT RHYTHM Kennith Coninger, Hartshorn, 5' 10", Black hair-WHO KNOWS Frank Janisch, Hickman Mills, 6', Brown hair-I LEARNED ABOUT WOMEN FROM HER Alpha Gamma Sigma Ray Ledgerwood, 5' 8",, Birchtree, Blond-LAZY BONES Edsel Long, 6', Pleasant Hope, Blond-DADDY LONG LEGS Duane McFarland, 6', Palmyra, Brownette-CARELESS Bill Roques, 5' 11", Eureka, Brunette-WHOA BABE! Don Winston, 5' 11", Holcomb, Brunette-FREDDIE, THE FRESH- MAN Van Wright, 5' 8", Holcomb, Blond-DANGER, LOVE AT WORK Billy Nash, Gower, 5' 8", Brownette-LET YOURSELF GO J. W. Hackamack, Canton, 5' 11", Brunette--AS YOU LIKE IT Bill Rhea, Tulsa, Okla., 5' 7%1", Blond-THE MAN WHO COMES AROUND James Farrell, Hornersville, 5' 8", Blond-THIS YEAR'S CROP OF KISSES Victor Ousley, Brunswick, 5' 10", Auburn-WHO KNOWS? Robert Beck, Kennett, 5' 5", Blond-WHITE HEAT Harold Biellier, Karionville, 5' 11", Blond-BORN TO LOVE Warren Coffman, Popular Bluff, 5' 3", Brunette-YOU'RE THE TOP Bernard Hedge, Bragdoccia, 5' 1", Blond-IWANT TO BE IN WINCHELL'S COLUMN Leon Hensel, Maysville, 5' 10%", Maysville, Brunette-ANY OLD TIME (Continued on Page 16.) Tiger Tales . . *By Joe Finley Ralph Carter, flashy sophomore back, leaps into action. Our sports experts tell us this is a boy to keep your eye on (if you can). Coach Don Faurot was morose when the Uni- versity of Missouri Tigers assembled to start football practice this fall. He talked to newspap- ermen and photographers about the prospects for the coming campaign. The Bengal mentor pointed to Paul Christman, who some say is a whole football team in himself. But there must be ends to catch Christman's passes, and that was one of the Faurot worries. But ends have never troubled Missouri too much. They just seem to spring from oblivion each year to make the Tiger flanks strong parts of the ma- chine. Faurot also mentioned a weak punting sit- uation. But the same thing was wrong lost year when the Big Six champions-to-be assembled, and Ronald King and Blaine Currence developed rap- idly into two of the best booters in the Missouri Valley. But there was one serious thing that really wor- ried Don Faurot. He seemed to startle the Fourth Estaters and onlookers when he mentioned that his reserve strength was weak, and that he was seriously worried about it. There were not many veterans from last' year's crack outfit left to car- ry on. Maybe Freshman Coach John "Hi" Simmons could relieve Faurot's mind, but Hi only smiled quietly and looked over toward the freshmen field, where a new crop of green, willing young- sters would soon be milling about in an attempt to convince him they could play football. But Hi Simmons knew of his last year's freshmen crop-the Tiger sophomores of 1940. They are the reserves on which Don Faurot will have to de- pend. The whole group of sophomores now .bids well to be one of the best newcomer groups to arrive on the Rollins Field practice turf since the halcyon days of Gwinn Henry, back when Missouri was a power in the old Missouri Valley Conference. Bob Steuber, lanky end from St. Louis C. B. C., comes close to being the darling of the lot. Steu- ber was picked as the regular left end as early as last spring, and the tall speedster has already justified that belief in him. Steuber is a sprint man in track, and on the gridiron, he uses his speed to great advantage in racing under those Christ- man heaves. The enemy safeties also come in for their share of the Steuber smash when they try to run back Tiger kicks. Steuber caught one pass in the Billiken gam2 and moved into the -end zone with an enemy back hanging on his pants. His defensive work was excellent, and already, they are beginning to tag him for a potential All-Big Six wingman in his sophomore year. The tailback understudies to the great Christ- man are also a likely looking group. Charles "Bud" Hemmel, the first Jefferson City boy to make the Tiger varsity in quite some time, and Harry "Slippery" Ice are the lads who will fill in for "Pitchin' Paul" this fall when Missouri's All- American leaves the field. Hemmel is a deadly passer, in fact, almost as good as Paul himself, and Ice is perhaps the best running back on the squad. Ice unreeled a 24 yqrd touchdown dash against St. Louis, and was away for several other good gains in the season's opener. Starting jobs for sophomores on a champion- ship team are always few, but jackrabbit wing- back Ralph Carter of Springfield has already brok- en into the select circle along with Steuber. Rabid Tiger followers were rudely shocked when they saw Carter's name in the opening array against St. Louis U. in place of capable Jimmy Starmer, but Faurot had been contemplating the move for some time. Carter is a kicker, and that one fact explains his presence at the kickoff. The punting problem is still a serious one ,but they are depending on Carter to fill the bill. In addition, he is extremely fast, and takes Christman's passes with all the skill and agility of Starmer. His catch of one of Paul's tosses in the Billiken game and twisting touchdown run was done in cinema-palce style. He ducked, twisted, slipped away from tacklers, reversed his field, and then sprinted away from them in the finest run of the day. Carter's pic- ture was in this year's Football Annual as one of the sophomore stars of 1940, and he is expected Continued on Page 37.) JOHN SEXTON, St. Louis end, being brought down by Jim Starmer, veteran pass snagger. In the background, Bob Steuber, 37, and Bob Wakeman, 49. Left to right-Mel Aussieker, St. Louis halfback, 33, Bob Wakeman, 49, Jack Crocker, 14, Don Duchek, 41 and Ralph Carter, 10. 5 I.M.A. . THROWS ONE The election and politics in general came in for a lot of ribbing at the I.M.A. "Political Party" last Friday night. The gym was decorat- ed with campaign material from all the political parties, and gags in the manner of Hellzappoin filled the program. A kissometer rating the political ability of prospective politicians at kissing an animted doll borrowed from the Crown, six dummies repre- senting the presidential candidated at which guests could sling mud, a ring into which hats were tossed featured the program. Big black cigars were given to all the winners. Leon Cordell, singer from Louisiana, Mo., formerly with the St. Louis Muny Opera made his bow to campus activities with Charlie Fisk's band. Roosevelt won the button ballot held at the dance, Willkie came in second and Earl Browder third. The candidates caricatured by members of I.M.A. were introduced. Charlie Fisk presses the flesh 'neith the beaming countenances of the Big Guns of the political battle. Professor Jesse Wrench stoops to conquer as 1. M. A. prexy Don Delaney, complete with seegar, looks on. 6 "HI, PAL!" Haymer Fleig as Joseph Stalin tells 'em all about the glories of proletarian utopia "comes the rev- olution." This cutie hurls one at the political lineup. Showme Show Before plunging into key-hole reports on what the socially-minded guys and gals of this socially- minded University have been doing, this column has one semi-retraction to make: we very boldly stated that Pi Phi Brickey Casey and Independent Jim Small saw the preacher some two summers ago, having received this info on good authority. Now Comes a storm of protests from irked young Pi Phis, who declare that sister Casey "never did no such thing". Our informer still maintains his ground very stoutly, and the issue remains more or less open. We wonder . . . John Lobsiger, one of the all-time Missouri basketball greats, is in Kansas City with an advertising agency, and seems to be pining for his constant companion of last spring, Pat Shannon . . . his old buddie, lanky Pappy Currence, took no chances and married his home town sweetheart, installing her in a veddy cozy apartment . . . Marriage announcements continue to trickle in, in tempo with the chaotic war situation . . . Augie Elbring, former Sig Chi prexy, and the lovely Laura Louise Dille, ex-Theta who had looks AND brains, plan to ankle altar- wards sometime in April . . . Joe Burns, Sig Chi who holds down a job with the Chicago Tribune, and Marty Payne, former Savitar Queen, also will take their vows come springtime . . . the fall has brought its share of break-ups, with Beta Dick Duncan and Pi Phi Grace Sparn going their separate ways . . . another Beta-Arrow split was that between Mary Martin and Harrison Baier . . both couples agreed that summertime plus distance was just too much of a handicap . . . the long interim had no effect on the temperature of the Bill Beckett-Eleanor Hardy combine . . . Beckett worked like a Trojan during rush week, and his constant activity led to rumors that he had Miss Hardy weren't seeing eye to eye, but when the furor was over, these two had settled back into their groove of last spring . . . fraternity broth- er Roy Kelly, the new Sigma Chi prexy, likewise allowed summer to have no influence on his un- derstanding with Kappa Helen McCoy . . . in the midst of a wild and wooly party the other night, Jack Skelly, who has been bouncing around this campus in some form or other for twenty years, 8 gallantly asked Betty Barker to make their date a steady occurence . . . Whether it was the envir- onment or the potency of the plea, Betty sweetly said, "Yes", and the die is now cast . . . wonder how long this will last . . . Jack Ratch- ford, the diminutive Phi Gam, and Marian Thom- as, Theta, have decided that each other's company is just about the greatest thing in college life . . . early this fall, Kenny Hill, the Phi Gam who looked like Joe College and put on fifteen pounds this summer, came trapsing back into town to make contact with Francis Goodell, his flame of last year . . . the two of 'em mde all the spots with that look in their eyes, and then'Hill flitted off . . . since his departure Francie has really been giving the stag line a going over . . . it seems to us that Frannie Fontaine, who looks like most girls shouldn't, should grab herself a he- male and settle down to the cozy existence of a twosome . . . instead she prances hither, thith- er, and yon with everyone in sight, notably John- nie Price, the Texas lad who ought to know better . . . Gloria Kirchner, the California orange blos- som who seems to know a million swains, has sort of settled on Bill Byers, who knows just about as many lassies himself . . . Bob Broeg, the A. P. sportswriter who ran an unsuccessful racefor the presidency of J-School, has taken time off from his reportorial duties to hit a few of the spots with Dorothy Carr, the willowy blonde who knows many, many answers . . . Arch Wat- son, expected to be one of the mainstays of a green basketball squad this year, has had his Sig Chi badge out on Ann Simmrall, the "smile" gal from Kappaville, so what happens? Handsome Arch, who likes a good time just like the rest of us, was sitting in one of the dimmer booths at El Shacko the other eve with winsome Winne Wise, the personality kid of Delta Delta Delta . Zip Williams, the Sigma Nu, is being very atten- tive to little Janie McQueen these fine fall nights, while brother Helm Davidson is glowering at Bill Kreiling, the lad who whisked Betty Albright, Helm's true love, away to St. Louis on a super- duper . . . this St. Louis excursion was a honey: Bill Seabaugh, the fun-lovin' Phi Delt, took Betty Oberheide, who knows how to have a good time herself, down to see Raymond Scott and Connie Boswell . . . Along with Seabaugh went Dave Oliver and the Kreiling-Albright duo . . . and what these people didn't do to St. Louis is not worth mentioning . . . Inez Potter and our own Paul Christman continue their hand-holding act . . . seem to have it bad . . . Dick Gale, the lad who many thought would gallop far down touch- down lane this fall, and Eddie Miller, both Betas, have joined the Naval Reserve . . . Louie Parks, the Sigma Chi eternal and more recently the mass meeting chairman, has decided (not voluntarily) to go to camp with the National Guard in No- vember . . . Owen Joggerst, state high school 100-yard dash champ, is seeing a lot of Pat Campbell, Pi Phi pledge . . . and what goes on here: Jim Starmer, who is looking more like the Starmer we used to know way back when, has been escorting Ellen Louise Hart about . . . oh, well, when the cats are way, the mice WILL play! ! Wallace Sterling Sir Walter Raleigh Tobacco Kaywoodie Pipes INFORMATION PULEEZE... -Leonard North Cohen Questions . . . 1. What do you think of blind dates? 2. When you go out do you talk or? 3. Do you like your "cokes" with or without ice and why? Shanty Dunn Dorothy Love Dorothy Dean Dinkle Pete Peterson Midge Navran Answers . . . Shanty Dunn, Alpha Sig 1. They can't see thru you--that's a cinch 2. I take my blanket along 3. With ice-it keeps my temperature down Dorothy Love, Delta Gam 1. It all depends 2. I think it would be awfully dull if no one says anything 3. With ice 'cause they last longer Dorothy Dean Dinkle, 506 Maple 1. They never are 2. Certainly 3. Lots of ice-I like them cold Fete Peterson, Lambda Chi 1. No like-you can't tell from behind some sorority house door lies a hawk or something 2. I talk . . . I'm practically a married man 3. With ice-whoever has heard of a rum drink without ice? Midge Navran A. E. Phi 1. All right if they have hands 2. Why don't you take me out and find out-6257 3.With ice-it saves me chewing up the glass Lazelle Swensson, Stephens 1. They're all right for anybody else 2. I talk--definitely 3. With ice-so you'll have something to cruch on while you're talking Duke Kornblatt, Phi Sig 1. O. K. Hope springs eternal in the human breast you know-you all 2. I guess you have to talk somewhat as a preliminary- you all 3. I like my mixed drinks cold-you all Bobby Berger, Theta 1. They're A good way to meet everbody, but only at first 2. Yes-I talk 3. With ice-I like to eat ice-and it keeps me cool Bob Rogers, Phi Psi 1. It depends on what you're out after 2. Why talk?? 3. With ice-you gotta do something when you're Jellying but the amount of ice you eat depends on the date Warrene (Egypt) Kuntz, Stephens 1. It's just like reaching into a grab bag-you don't know what you're getting 2. I talk when there is nothing else to do . . . talking takes up time 3. With ice-I like to stir the ice with my fingers-I just don't know what to do with my hands Lazelle Swensson Duke Kornblatt Bobby Berger Bob Rogers Warrene Kuntz Doctor Hindman "Now Doctor?" Tiger Hotel Meet Doctor Hindman by Arthur Rubin "If I don't come back, tell my mother I died happy!" Dr. Darwin A. Hindman, new Direc- tor of Student Affairs of men, cried back to his secretary, as we escorted him out of his office to take his picture. The Doctor is a mediumly built man, with a personality as large as his smile. When he smiles, his teeth and eyes glisten with a jewel-like lustre, and his whole face sparkles as it falls into crevices of glee. They sort of draw you to him, and any awk- wardness or embarrassment is soon disintergrated by his warm- ing smile. Between draws on his pipe he explained that there was to be no revolution in the fraternity system," - - - and it is too early to make any changes at all in anything, so things will glide on as they did before." Dr. Hindman, an expert fish- erman and huntsman, came to us from Ohio State five years ago as Department Head in the Physical Education Department. He still holds this position. The Doctor, during a recent hunting and fishing trip to the south, shot and killed a three hundred fifty pound wild boar with a bow and arrow! He threw a ray like smile at us and ex- plained, "It was extremely dangerous, and I was lucky. I am, however, more ardent a fisherman than a hunter." And he went back to his pipe. He also explained that in the line of his new duties, he has a job which no one has ever held before him. That beinq the supervisor of the new Men's Dorm. He is also supervisor of the entire Men's Housing problem. As we left him, we realized that there was one of the few real men that we have had the good fortune to meet. He left a most delicious taste in our mouths, and like Oliver Twist, we'll always want some more. The Drop Inn Cafe Missouri Utilities Company Worse Than Death By Jerk Schroeder Lewd Budeewicz Bawd Duncan Youth is selfish. Because it needs so much. The jelly joint danced on its foundations in honor of registration eve. The proprietor, trad- ing amber for silver, basked in the profitable glow of the juke box which gleamed like a sun- set on the Pacific. Bill, the waiter, like Gany- medes tendering nectar to the gods, slipped and slopped the suds on the sparking sitters and spinning Astaires. The students are back in their dives and all's right with the world. The door, as if it knew there was room for one last customer, yawned greedily for Clarence Waters. To butt his way past the stags thumbing through the telephone directory, slips into the dark corner, and order a beer was for Clarence the impetuous work of a moment. I'm stepping out with a memory to- night . . His face twisted. Why, of all tunes, that tune-tonight? This booth . . . A couple danced by. "Where's Imogene tonight?" Thank God these people never stop to hear your answer. Besides, what could I say? She should be here with me. His fingers nearly cracked the glass. And whose fault is it? Not mine. All summer long I greased that twenty-four hour hamburger griddle with the sweat of my brow. We were to have our happiest year. I was going to make that pin really mean something-with a ring. "That breeze and I are saying with a sigh That you no longer care . . " And what did I find waiting for me - a cold letter. She didn't think she wanted to come back here to school. "The breeze and I are whispering Good-bye to dreams we used to share . . " Imogene's roommate detached herself from the swirling mass of couples. Sympathy. "It's tough, Clarence. I think I know how you feel. I can't imagine why she changed schools." He turned and stared unseeingly at her saddle shoes. "Yes, Arkansas State Teachers College." And all about me, they know you have departed without me. And we wonder why . . . " Everyone expected to see us together. And everyone will ask. Helping me to remember! But I won't remember! I'll forget! I'll for- get some way. I'll study night and day. No! I'll travel. No. I'll enlist . . . But that would be useless. The lights grew dimmer as the smoke thick- ened. He shrank further into his booth. The crowd made a jitterbug of the Coco-Cola girl on the wall. Ganymedes eyed his empty goblet profes- sionally. Ticking off another of the dwindling string of dimes from the table, he set down another amber potion. Clarence tossed the stuff down in one gulp. "Too bad this isn't cyqnide." "Sorry, buddy. You'll have to get that from the Coronet. 0000." He thinks I'm joking. Am I? It WOULD be so easy. No. That's the coward's way. But what choice have I? Poison, enlist, travel, lose myself i nwork? Or else . . . maybe Yes . . . Yes. . No! Not that! The first? I could take it here. And beer for a chaser. It narrows down to two. fates. Poison or . . . the other. I must decide sometime. I've got to decide now! Christ! What's the difference? I'll take the first. "Waiter! Save this booth and bring another beer-a short one. You said 0000. He lurched to his feet and pushed through the dancers. Blindly he found the telephone. 0000. The busy signal thumped against his brain. He killed the line with a viscious slap at the receiver hook. A quiet hum rewarded his ear. "The other then." His finger slowly moved over the cold metal of the dial. 2-2-1-1. LOOK FELLAS! Now you can buy your SHOWME from your favorite SHOWME salesgirl and help her win a prize. Merchandise awards will be given in June to the salesgirls with the largest total sales. Come on Guys and Help Your Gal! ONE THING A JUNIOR Susie is afraid is that she might get caught with out having her green rib- bon on. Susie Brown and Barbara Hitz got caught. The seniors made them empty Stephen's Lake into a pitcher with a tin cup. Left to right, Marion Holen, Jo Jo Bailey, Susie Brown, Barbara Hitz, and Penny Baker. ONE OF THE STEPHEN'S Susies from Oregon got lonely so she hunted up another Susie from her town and made her pin the green ribbon onto her hair. It's Juanita Cowgill being ribboned by Pat- sy Palmer. .. Susy ... Sketches (Photos by Showme Staff Photographer) A pile of glowing ashes marked the finis of dog days for Stephens juniors when the girls toss- ed green hair ribbons into a roaring bonfire. Green ribbons denoted "green Susies" and the burning ceremony was marked with fun and feasting. Pictures show Susies celebrating the tradition- al day by pinning ribbons on forgetful juniors be- fore the burning, munching barbequed sandwiches and entertaining upperclassmen. One high spot of the program, not shown above, was a softball game which whepped appetites for supper. The scene took place on the shores of the Steph- ens Lake on Country Club grounds. Girls swim, paddle and row on the lake in whose cooling wat- ers no Mizzou male is allowed to dip an inquis- itive toe. Stephens Country Club provides outside diver- sion for outdoor minded students who ride and play on its spacious grounds. SINCE THE JUNIORS had to put on some sort of program during the burning of their green ribbons, these three little Susies did a song and dance number. From left to right are Mary Mc- Crae, Hilda Moter, and Mary Lou Vaughn. TAKING LIFE AND CHOW easy, these sit on the bank of the lake to enjoy their food. Billie Hall, Sara White, Wynne Jordan, Elanor Bass, and Fay Covington. From Alpha to Omega (Continued from Page 3.) Alpha Sigma Phi Arthur Hack, St. Louis, 6' 2", Brownette-IT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE Norman Tietze, St. Louis, 6' 5", Brunette- DANGER LOVE AT WORK Ernie Ernst, St. Louis, 6', Brunette-WHITE HEAT Charles Davis, St. Louis, 6' 10", Brunette- I SURRENDER DEAR Bob Blanke, St. Louis, 5' 8", Brunette-YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Roger Walsh, St. Louis, 6' 3", Brunette-LET YOURSELF GO Chris Krull, St. Louis, 6', Brunette-TEMP- TATION Bob Hall, St. Louis, 5' 11", Brunette-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Delta Upsilon Clyde Milliken, Bolivia, South America, 6', -CLEAR OUT OF THIS WORLD Jim Price, Harrisonville, 5' 11", Brunette- JUST A GIGOLO Stephen L. Eifred, Chicago, 6', Brunette-THE MAN WHO COMES AROUND Wadsworth Pierce, Hinsdale, Mass., 6' 1", Brunette-SOMEBODY STOLE MY GAL Earl Koehler, Washington, D. C., 6', Brunette -WE WERE SO YOUNG Frankk Schleuter, St. Louis, 5' 11", Brunette -I'M A DREAMER Warren Dillon, St. Louis, 5' 4", Brunette- DOWN WITH LOVE Glen Smith, St. Louis, 5' 10", Blond-THE MAN WHO COMES AROUND Billy O. Phillips, St. Louis, 6' 1", Blond- YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Bill George, Columbia, 5' 7", Brunette-FRED- DIE THE FRESHMAN Ned Smith, St. Joseph, 5' 11", Brunette-I'M PAINTING THE TOWN RED James Polite, Farmington, 5' 6", Brunette- CLEAR OUT OF THIS WORLD Jack Brinton, St. Joseph, 6' 1", Blond-I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT LOVE BABY Joe Bonney, Kansas City, 5' 9", Brownette- I GET A KICK OUTA YOU Spencer Homer. Columbia, 6' 2", Blond-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Norman Rau Bob Brenton Alpha Tau Omega Bill Winters, Grand Rapids, Mich., 5' 8", Blond -NOBODY'S BABY George Henshaw, Des Moines, 5' 9", Blond- YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO John Hogan, Joliette, III., 5' 11", Brownette- ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS DANCE Bill Minor, St. Louis, 6', Blond-FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN Gale Gains, University City, 6', Blond-LIGHTS OUT Alpha Chi Omega Sarah Frances Jenkins, Cross Timbers, 5' 3",- GOT A DATE WITH AN ANGEL Kathryn Frick, Kansas City, " 3",-CALIFOR- NIA, HERE I COME Teresa Frass, Darrouzett, Texas, 5' 2",-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Gladys Wilson, Kansas City, 5' 5"-BORN TO LOVE Kay Cole, Kansas City, Ks., 5' 2",-YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Lillian Schnerr, Kerrville, Texas, 5' 1",- WHOA BABE Margaret Ann Smith, Ft. Dodge, Iowa, 5'6",- BABY FACE Charlotte Ashley, Canton, III., 5' 3",-SLEEPY TIME GAL Kathleen Boring, Warsaw, 5' 5",-LOVELY TO LOOK AT Mary Earle Showalter, Houston, Texas, 5' 3", -BETTY COED Frannie Robinson, Hannibal, 5' 6",-CRAZY RHYTHM Lee Miller, Haden, Colorado, 5' 4",-THE MAN I LOVE Minnie Boyd, Hollywood, Calif., 5' 4",-YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES Alpha Delta Pi Jan Donnelly, Brooklyn, N. Y., 5' 8", Brunette -YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Sue Weiss, St. Louis, 5' 2", Blonde-WHITE HEAT June Nowetny, St. Louis, 5' 3", Brown-WIN- NIE THE POOH Blair Pankey, Kennet, Mo., 5' 6", Brown-AS YOU LIKE IT Betty Kemp, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 1", Brown- ette-I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU Connie Lagueruela, Havana, Cuba, 5' 4", Brown-SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZON- GA Juliet Ridley, Tuscumbia, Ala., 5' 7", Brown- ette-DIXIE Anita Conley, Columbia, 5' 3", Blonde-I CAN'T RESIST YOU Alpha Epsilon Phi Shirley Caplin, Tulsa, Oklahoma, 5' 6", Brun- ette-NO NAME JIVE Jackie Feit, Elizabeth, N. J., 5' 6", Auburn- WHO KNOWS? Cleste Sherman, University City, Mo., 5' 3", Brown-LITTLE OLD LADY Mary Ann Kabakker, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 4", Brunette-STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Barbara Goldman, Tulsa, Oklahoma, 5' 2", Brunette-SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LA- ZONGA Muriel Shapiro, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 2", Brun- ette-DEVIL MAY CARE-I DON'T! Shirley Goldin, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 3", Au- burn-YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Elaine Becker, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 3", Brun- ette-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Shirley Aaronson, Tulsa, Okla., 5" 5", Brun- ette-BABY FACE Margery Galmba, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 3", Brunette-WHO KNOWS Pat Levy, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 4", Brunette- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Mary Louise Berkowitz, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 5", Brunette-SIMPLE & SWEET Marion Kanter, Sedalia, Mo., 5' 4", Brunette- HOME ON THE RANGE Adlene Nathanson, Dallas, Texas, 5' 7", Brown -LET'S TURN OUT THE LIGHTS Justine Travis, Tulsa, Okla., Brown- THE LADY IS A TRAMP Ruth S'renco, Beverly Hills, Calif., 5' 2", Blonde -WHITE HEAT Enid Heiten, St. Joseph, Mo., 5' 5", Brunette- YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Olga Mae Schepps, Dallas, Texas, 5' 8", Chest- nut-YOU'RE THE TOP Alpha Gamma Delta Mary Ross Fulkerson, St. Louis, 5' 3", Blonde- IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO Ann Shock, Columbia, 5' 4", Dark Brown- DEVIL MAY CARE Jacky Zarecor, Southeast Missouri, 5' 7", Blonde-HOME ON THE RANGE Helen Sheffard, Wyoming, 5' 2", Blond- YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Myra Sutherland. Windsor, Mo., 5' 1", Blonde -LET YOURSELF GO Rachel Brown, Columbia, 5' 4", Dark Brown- NO STRINGS Helen Whitehead, Glendale, California, 5' 3", Brown-THE DONKEY SERENADE Jennie Lind Smith, 5' 4", Red-Head-THE MAN I LOVE Eleanor Rhoads, Chicago, 5' 412", Brown- YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM DREAMING Betty Rome, Chicago, 5' 7",-SEPTEMBER IN THE RAIN Alpha Phi Pat Jones, Downers Grove, III., 5' 5", Brun- ette-VARSITY DRAG Margery Whiteley, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 5", Blonde-FOOLS RUSH IN Virginia Schindler, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 2", Brun- ette-THIS YEAR'S CROP OF KISSES Nettie Terry, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 2", Red- TOO ROMANTIC Mary Carr, Chicago, II., 5' 7", Brownette- NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Madelyn Olsen, St. Louis, 5' 7", Brownette- HOME ON THE RANGE Martha Sosey, Palmyra, Mo., 5' 2", Brunette- I'M PAINTING THE TOWN RED Corinne Whitford, Fairfax, Mo., 5' 5", Blonde -NO STRINGS Chi Omega Elizabeth Newman, Columbia, 5' 4", Brown- ette-DEVIL MY CARE Violet Burch, St. Louis, 5' 5", Blonde-IN MY MERRY OLDSMOBILE (and we're not kidding, a real one) Ida Mack Keith, Carthage, Miss., 5' 5", Brun- ette-MARTHA-AH SO PURE Maxine Edgar, Trenton, 5' 5", Brunette- LIGHTS OUT Freda Bollinger, Hornersville, 5' 3", Brunette- IN THE MOOD Hope Abernathy, Graham, Texas, 5' 6", Blonde -YOU'RE THE TOP Ruthanna Becker, Savannah, 5' 6", Brunette- YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Jean Dunn, Columbia, 5' 5", Brownette-LET YOURSELF GO Peggy Sayward, Sheffield, Ala., 5' 4", Brown- ette-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Virginia Green, Independence, 5' 4", Brownette -WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME Judy Price, Kansas City, 5' 6", Brunette-KAN- SAS CITY KIDDIE FOR ME Mary Janette Michael, Brunswick, 5' 6", Brunette -NO STRINGS Katherine McMillan, St. Louis, 5' 3", Brunette- DOWN WITH LOVE Lois Stanley, Bosworth, 5' 2", Brownette- YOU'RE THE TOPS Esther Early, Mt. Grove 5' 2", Brunette-SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Delta Gamma Suzanne Schiezl, St. Joseph, 5' 4/2", Reddish Brown-YOU OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES Jane Dean, St. Louis, 5' 7", Brown-I'VE GOT NO STRINGS Sue Vaughn, Clinton, 5' 5", Auburn-AS YOU LIKE IT Samantha Ford, Independence, 5' 3V2", Blonde -MORE THAN YOU KNOW Mary Baker, Madison, 5' 6", Brown-WE WERE SO YOUNG Betty Chester, Kansas City, 5' 3/2", Blonde- SOPHISTICATED LADY Dorothy Lane, Kansas City, 5' 3V2", Red- LOVE WALKED IN Ernestine Ballard, Amarillo, Texas, 5' 1 /2", Black-SWEET SUE Katherine King, Jefferson City, 5' 5", Blonde- WHO KNOWS Jean Mering, Kansas City, 5' 5", Brunette- WHO'S YEHOODI? Betty Ann Hulse, Sedalia, 5' 8", Brunette- LET YOURSELF GO Emmy Lou Russell, Mt. Pleasant, Mich., 5' 51/2", Brown-NIGHT AND DAY Miner Shiezl, St. Joseph, 5' 5/2", Blonde-1 KNOW NOW Doris Roberts, Moberly, 5' 3", Brownette-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Mary Ellen Mason, Toledo, Ohio, 5' 5", Brown- ette-SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZONGA Marion Holt, Columbia, 5' 7", Brown-THAT OLD FEELING Mary Lou Holliday, Columbia, 5' 3", Double Blonde-I SURRENRED DEAR Gamma Phi Beta Virginia Bach, St. Louis, 5' 3/2", Blonde-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Betty Lynn Galbreath, Urich, 5', Blonde- BABY FACE Marjorie Blum, Kansas City, 5' 7", Brunette- NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Laura Jean Williams, Kansas City, 5' 3", Blonde-NOBODY'S BABY Rebecca Higgs, Martin, Tenn., 5' 3", Titian- LET YOURSELF GO Phyllis Stockhausen, Chicago, II., 5' 3", Brun- ette-SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Kay Vohlkamp, St. Louis, 5' 2", Light Brown- ette-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Harriet Lisben, Webster Groves, 5' 10",-WHO KNOWS? Bety Bales, Kansas City, 5' 1", Brunette- LIGHTS OUT Nelda Steward, Jefferson City, 5', Blonde- CRAZY RHYTHM (Continued on Page 18.) 17 From Alpha to Omega Continued from Page 17.) Jean Ogilbee, Manitow Springs, Colo., 5' 6", -DEVIL MAY CARE Betty Lou Young, Denver, Colo., 5' 6", Brun- ette-YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Sheila Singleton, Kansas City, 5' 6", Blonde- SWEET SUE Mildred Fenner, Kansas City, 5' 4", Blonde- AM I DREAMING Audrie Bell, Kansas City, 5' 4", Brownette-- FIT TO BE TIED .Grace Mary Christy, Festus, 5' 2V2", Blonde- FIVE FOOT TWO AND EYES OF BLUE Pat Kennedy, Ozark, 5' 2Y2", Brunette--- LITTLE LADY MAKE BELIEVE Margaret Coleman, Van Buren, 5' 2", Brun- ette-DARK EYES Virginia Page, Kansas City, 5' 8", Blonde- I KNOW NOW Mary Lou Goodrum, Foster, 5' 5V2", Blonde- YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY Betty Donaldson, St. Louis, 5' 3V2", Brunette- IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO Sue Bell, Lexington, 5' 6", Bonde-NOBODY'S BABY Jenny Sudholt, St. Louis, 5' 8", Blonde- YOU'RE THE TOP Mary Belle Lowing, Kansas City, 5' 5", Blonde -SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Jane Choisen, St. Louis, 5' 3", Brunette- WHOA BABE Mary Virginia Young, Perry, III., 5' 2", Blonde -SIX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZONGA Mary Lou Langdon, Hornersville, 5' 2", Blonde -DIXIE Betty McPherson, Aurora, 5' 6", Blonde- DOWN WITH LOVE Mildred Dell, St. Louis, 5' 4", Brunette-TEMP- TATION Betty Kent, Caruthersville, 5' 6", Blonde-I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU Jean Middlebrook, Kansas City, 5' 6", Blonde -YOU'RE MY DESIRE Gladys Bowder, St. Louis, 5' 5", Blonde-DO I LOVE YOU? Jane Dalton, Jefferson City, 5' 6", Brunette- RHYTHM ON THE RANGE Kappa Alpha Theta Beth Davis, Webster Groves, 5' 7", Brown- MY LAST AFFAIR Peggy Hallberg, Clayton, 5' 5", Blonde-ANY OLD TIME Betty Vaughn, U. City, 5' 5", Brunette-BET- TY COED Marilyn Anderson, Chillicothe, 5' 7", Blonde- WHO KNOWS? Eleanor Scott, Kansas City, 5' 2Y2", Brown- LOVELY TO LOOK AT Mary Lee Prunty, Columbia, 5' 63/4", Brown- ON THE SUNNY SIDE Margaret Sue Rule, Edgewood, 5' 2", Brown- SWEET SUE Mary Lou Brewer, Rolla, 5' 7", Brunette- STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Doris Train, Independence, 5' 2", Brown-I SURRENDER DEAR 18 Arline Downs, Sedalia, 5' 2/2", Brown-DE LOVELY Mary Kay Daugherty, Tulsa, Okla., 5' 4", Brunette-CHARMING LITTLE FAKER Nancy Kilbaugh, U. City, 5' 5", Brown-I'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU Suzy Thorne, Kansas City, 5' 3",Titian- YOU'RE MY DESIRE Tommy Lou Jones, Bolivar, 5' 4", Brown- NO STRINGS Nathalie Barker, Kansas City, 5' 3", Brown- AS YOU LIKE IT Barbara Berger, Kansas City, 5' 6", Brown- SOPHISTICATED LADY Herbie Herblin, Wichita Falls, Texas, 5', Brun- ette-BABY FACE Ann Meinhershagen, Chillicothe, 5' 2", Brown YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Nancy Jo Anderson, Chillicothe, 5' 6", Blonde -YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Margaret Johnston, Columbia, 5' 5", Brunette -YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Becky Butterworth, Marian, Ind., 5' 2", Brun- ette-YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Mary Joe Smith, Jefferson City, 5', Brunette- CRAZY RHYTHM Mary Frances Gentry, Jefferson City, 5' 7", Blonde-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Nancy Kerr, Webster Groves, 5' 4", Blonde- I'M A DREAMER Betty Stuckey Jefferson City, 5' 2", Brunette -IF I DIDN'T CARE " Barbara Overfelt, New York, 5' 6", Blonde- LITTLE WHITE LIES Marjorie J. Carl, Bellville, III., 5', Brown- TEMPTATION Marjorie Coe, Tarkio, 5' 5", Brown-FLYING HIGH Ann Deardorff, Richmond, 5' 6", Brunette- DARK EYES Kappa Kappa Gamma Alice Rawley, New Haven, Mo., 5' 2", Blonde- MY MELANCHOLY BABY Lydia Ashley, Cape Girardeau, 5' 6", Brun- ette-NO STRINGS Margaret Lee Beaty, St. Joseph, 5' 3", Blonde -YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY Natalie Bradley, St. Joseph, 5' 8", Brunette- SHE'S TAN, SHE'S TALL Barbara Botz, Sedalia, 5' 2", Brunette-5 FOOT 2, EYES OF BLUE Carolyn Coffman, Quincy, III., 5' 7", Brunette -YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Tatie Taylor, Columbia, 5' 7", Blonde-SO- PHISTICATED LADY Virginia Cole, Tulsa, 5' 2", Black--CARE- LESS Edith Dailey, Chillicothe, 5' 5", Summer Blonde -WINNIE THE POO Jean Dobbs, Kansas City, 5' 4", Blonde-CLEAR OUT OF THIS WORLD Peggy Donnell, Sikeston, 5' 5", Blonde- YOU'RE THE TOP Betty Grant, St. Joseph, 5' 1", Brunette - STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Ginnie Lee Harmon, Caboole, Mo., 5' 1", Blonde-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Helen Imes, Terre Haute, Ind., 5' 4", Brun- (Continued on Page 23.) No Kick Coming! Honor Roll THE cartoons on this page have been selected as the best among those appearing in recent college magazines. First Place CHARLES MICHELSON New York University Medley Second Place BUD NYE University of Minnesota Ski-U-Mah Third Place JON DASU LONGAKER University of Pennsylvania Punch Bowl "Defense rests, Your Honor." Chesterfield Cigarettes Scene on Campus Mismated trousers and jackets are ideal for the classroom. The cocoa brown, three - buttoned vertical striped shetland jacket contrasts with the dark trousers. A white shirt and green foulard tie complete the outfit. The shoes are crepe-soled. The reversible box coat comes in handy during the quick-changing fall weather. For a sporty appear- ance, a dark gray single-breasted herringbone suit, striped oxford shirt, broad striped tie, and black wing tip shoes, are just the thing. From Alpha to Omega (Continued from Page 18.) ette-YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Marietta Jonas, Kirksville, 5' 5", Brown-SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZONGA Mary Ann Kreutzer, Mexico, 5' 3", Brunette -I LOVE YOU TRULY Mary Ann Landrum, Fort Benning, Ga., 5' 1", Brunette-THAT'S FOR ME Martha Mitchell, Kansas City, 5' 5", Blonde- AS YOU LIKE IT Suzanne McDonald, Springfield, 5' 2", Blonde -SWEET SUE Nancy Poteet, Kansas City, 5' 7", Brunette- BODY AND SOUL Tinita Pearce, Charlotte, N. C., 5' 6", Brun- ette-IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT DIXIE? Alice Seabry, Kansas City, 5' 7", Black- WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN? Mary Shaw, Independence, 5' 2", Black-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Margaret Ann Spore, Clinton, 5' 4",-1 GET A KICK OUT OF YOU Joanne Windsor, Boonville, 5' 5", Brunette- LOVELY TO LOOK AT Page Simrall, Boonville, 5' 1", Black-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Mary Caroline Wilson, Marshall, 5' 6", Brun- ette-SWEET IS THE WORD FOR YOU Elizabeth Woodbury, Kansas City, 5' 6", Brown- ette-EASY TO LOVE Phi Mu Dorothy Lenthoetter, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 3", Brown-ROLL OUT THE BARREL Eileen Lagreen, U. City, Mo., 5' 5", Red-SO WHAT! Susan Priest, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 8", Brunette- HOME ON THE RANGE Ruth Ackerman, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 10", Brunette-SIX FOOT TWO-EYES OF BLUE Barbara Tilley, Chicago, III., 5' 6", Auburn- THAT'S FOR ME Celeste Gilpin, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 7", Brunette- IT'S BEEN SO LONG Phi Sigma Sigma Edna Hamburg, N. Y., N. Y., 5' 6"-SMARTY PANTS Evelyn Soltz, Pittsburg, Pa., 5' 5", Blonde- HOME ON THE RANGE Janet Alexander, Newark, N. J., 5' 3", Brown- ette-GIRL OF MY DREAMS Gerry Sanell, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 4", Brun- ette--SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZON- GA Aida Horowitz, St. Louis, 5' 5", Brunette- \SHE'S TAN, SHE'S TALL Sara Perlish, New York, 5' 4", Brownette--IN THE MOOD Frances Rosenblum, Carthage, 5' 7", Brun- ette-BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA Harriette Polangin, Farrell, Pa., 5' 5", Brun- ette-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Doris Alexander, Newark, N. J., 5' 5", Brun- ette-UNDER A BLANKET OF BLUE Pi Beta Phi Katsy Blair, Ft. Smith, Ark., 5' 3", Brownette- SLEEPY TIME GAL Eleanor Glassan, Moberly, Mo., 5' 2", Bru- ette-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Betty Nystrom, Webster Groves, 5' 1", Brown- SEX LESSONS Betty Dix, Stanberry, Mo., 5' 3", Brunette- I'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU Jane Mars, Middlesborough, Ky., 5' 2", Brown -I CAN'T RESIST YOU Jane McQueen, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 2", Blonde -LOVELY TO LOOK AT Virginia Browning, Lee's Summit, 5' 2", Brown -I'M PAINTING THE TOWN RED Pat Campbell, Kirkskville, Mo., 5' 4", Brun- ette-LET YOURSELF GO Jacquie Tucker, Columbia, Mo., 5' 6", Brun- ette-DARK EYES Ann Brown, Little Rock, Ark., 5' 7", Brown- SHE'S TAN, SHE'S TALL Jane Reese, Columbia, Mo., 5' 4", Brunette- I WANTA BE IN WINCHELL'S COLUMN Betty Brown, Kansas City, Mo., 5' 4", Brunette -AS YOU LIKE IT Betty Boucher, Ft. Wayne, Ind., 5' 7", Brun- ette-BORN TO LOVE Jean Maxwell, St. Joe, Mo., 5' 6", Blonde- LAZY BONES Mary Kathryn McKeown, Tulsa, Okla., 5' 4", Blonde-LOVE AT WORK Helen Barnes, Anderson, 5' 6", Blonde-WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN? Mary Green, Kansas City, 5' 3", Brunette- (Continued on Page 24.) HIGBEE & HOCKADAY CLOTHING COMPANY From Alpha to Omega (Continued from Page 23.) LIGHTS OUT Peggy Gronoway, Macon, 5' 3", Blonde-FIT TO BE TIED "Sug" Hamilton, Rolla, 5' 1" Blonde-I GET A KICK OUTA' YOU Helen Lee Hanson, St. Joseph, 5' 2", Brunette -I'M PAINTING THE TOWN RED Dorothy Harcourt, Independence, 5' 4", Blonde -NO STRINGS Ellen Louise Hart, Kansas City, 5' 3", Brunette -NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Eleanor Ann Heins, Carrollton, 5' 4", Brun- ette-DARK EYES Charlotte Ann Lukeman, Hannibal, 5' 6", Brun- ette-BETTY COED Lura Mclninch, St. Joseph, 5' 1", Brunette- EASY TO LOVE Betty McQueen, Kansas City, 5' 2", Blonde- YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS Margaret Mitchell, El Dorado, III., 5' 4", Blonde -STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Jean Rector, Columbia, 5'5", Brownette-YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Virginia Sanders, Clinton, 5' 5", Brownette- ON THE SUNNY SIDE Toni Stanley, Sedalia, 5' 3", Brunette-YOU COULDN'T BE CUTER June Van Cleve, Macon, 5' 4", Brunette- BABY FACE Betty Wood, Wichita, Kans., 5' 5", Blonde- MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Tri Delta Betty Baker, Tulsa, 5' 6", Brunette-WHERE WAS I? Urith Copeland, Salisbury, Mo., 5' 6"-IN SPAIN THEY SAY SI SI Nellie Garrett, Mexico., 5' 2", Black-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Nancy Graham, Jamieson, Mo., 5' 8", Blonde -WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN? Kay Hedry, Phoenix, Ariz., 5' 8", Blonde- FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY Pat Lockridge, Columbia, 5' 4", Brunette- BETTY COED Helen Lonsdale, Kensas City, 5' 4", Blonde- WHITE HEAT Madeline Mann, St. Louis, 5' 3", Blonde- COLLEGIATE Margaret Ellen Overfeld, Tulsa, 5' 4", Blonde -LET YOURSELF GO Peggy Page, Hopkinsville, Ky., 5' 4", Blonde- SLEEPY TIME GAL June Smith, Hopkinsville, Ky., 5' 4", Brown- ette-DIXIE Nancy Rosenaur, Richland, Mo., 5' 5", Brown- ette-YOU COULDN'T BE CUTER Dorothy Steinhibler, Kansas City, 5' 3", Brun- ette-SOPHISTICATED LADY Ann Wherritt, Liberty, 5' 3", Blonde-YOU YOU DARLIN' Janet Justice, Smithville, 5' 6", Brownette- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Kappa Alpha Ray Klein, South St. Louis Hills, 5' 9V2", Brown- ette-I'M NOBODY'S BABY 24 Barth Clothing Co. BUCHROEDER'S Russell Thompson, Cassville, Missouri, 5' 9", Blond-TEMPTATION Newton Hamacher, Jr., Richmond, Missouri 6', Brunette-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Bob Cost, Joplin, Missouri, 5' 9", Blond- CAN'T GET STARTED WITH YOU Bob Strickland, Harrisburg, Illinois, 6' 41/2", Brunette-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Donald Butler, Jefferson City, Mo., 5' 10", Brunette-LAZYBONES Orell Harris, Portersville, Missouri, 5' 9", Brown-SOMEBODY STOLE MY GAL George White, Ann Arbor, Mich., 6' 2", Brown -MAN THAT COMES AROUND Carl Aiken, Quantico, Virginia, Brown-I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES Haris Vickroy, University City, Mo., Brown- NEARNESS OF YOU Jim Walker, Albany, Missouri, 5' 8Y2", Black -MAYBE Harold Bassman, Kansas City, Mo., 6', Blond -WHO KNOWS Bill Coop, Springfield, Mo., 6' 2/2", Red Blond -HOME ON THE RANGE Kenneth Ried, Aurora, Missouri, 5' 11 1/2", Brunette-BOOGIE WOOGIE Bill Knowles, Oak Park, III., 5' 11", Red hair -I' M PAINTING THE TOWN RED Jim Crimins, Washington, D. C., 6' 1", Brun- ette-THE MAN I LOVE Max Dufner, Grand Rapids, 5' 10", Black hair -TOO ROMANTIC Sam Schreiber, St. Louis, 5' 8", Black hair- ALL I WANT TO DO IS DANCE George Carter, Columbia, 6' 2",-IN MY MER- RY OLDSMOBILE Howard Pease, Wilson, N. Y., 6' 4", slightly bald-IT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE Henry Maier, Greenville, Texas, 5' 11", Blond -'M LOOKING FOR A GUY WITH A CLARIN- ET AND A SIZE 36 SUIT Pat Greve, St. Louis, 6' 1", Blond-CRAZY RHYTHM Frank Spencer, Carlton, Mo., 5' 7", Blond- ANY OLD TIME Sonny Boullt, Kansas City, 6', Brownette-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Bob Rothinghouse, Alexandria, Indiana, 5' 9", -LET YOURSELF GO Harry Dietrich, Fort Smith, Ark., 5' 8%"-I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU Bill Emley, Greenville, S. Car., 5' 10",-SMAR- TY PANTS Don Brydon, Bloomfield, Mo., 6', Sandy-I CAN DREAM CAN'T I Don Lyerle, Springfield, Mo., 6' 2", Brunette -DADDY LONG LEGS Beta Theta Pi Ninian Edwards, St. Louis, 6' 1", Brunette- DRUMMER MAN IN THE BAND Chuck Davis, Pittsburg, Ka., 5' 11", Blond-I GET A KICK OUTA YOU Art McQuiddy, Sedalia, 5' 1", Blond-I WAN- NA BE IN WINCEHLL'S COLUMN Billy Black, Kansas City, 5' 8", Brunette-SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZONGA Bernie Miller, Kansas City, 5' 8", Brownette- I LEARNED ABOUT WOMEN FROM HER Bob Taylor, Dyesburg, Tenn., 5' 8", Blond- ALL I WANT TO DO IS DANCE Warren Clark, St. Joseph, 6', Brownette- AN APPLE FOR THE TEACHER Jack Mering, Kansas City, 5' 10%", Brown- ette-MY LAST AFFAIR Bob Howell, Kirksville, 5' 11", Brownette-FIT TO BE TIED Clayton Smith, St. Joseph, 6' 1", Blond-WHEN WILL YOU SAY SI SI Harvey Young, Kirksville, 6', Blond-BORN TO LOVE Gibson Birt, Gower, Mo., 6' 2", Blond-ANY- THING GOES Bill McFadden, St. Louis, 5' 6", ,Brownette- WHITE HEAT Tommy Hall, Rosewell, N. M., Black hair- HOME ON THE RANGE Ernie Huetter, San Francisco, 5' 10", Blond- RUMBOOGIE Keith Parker, Columbia, 6', Blond-THE MAN WHO COMES AROUND Dick Webster, Carthage, 6' 1", Black hair- MARTHA, AH SO PURE Earl Sees, Kirksville, 5' 10%", Brownette-I CAN'T RESIST YOU Bill Fenner, St. Joseph, 6', Blond-DEVIL MAY CARE Stuart Finlayson, Akron, Ohio, 6' 4", Brown- ette-I'M STEPPING OUT WITH A MEMORY TONIGHT Sam Burton, Mexico, Mo., 5' 8", Brownette- MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Claude Funkhauser, St. Joseph, 5' 6", Brown- (Continued on Page 26.) COLUMBIA School of Beauty Culture From Alpha to Omega (Continued from Page 25.) ette-JUST A GIGOLO Jack Van Dyne, Sedalia, 6' 2", Blond-ST. LOUIS BLUES Bob Francis, Kansas City, 6' 2", Brownette- BETTY COED Herb Casteel, Princeton, Mo., 5' 9", Black hair -DARK EYES Ralph Sees, Kirksville, 5' 10Y2", Brownette- LOVE ON A DIME Delta Tau Delta Bob James, St. Joseph, 5' 9", Brownette- SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Bill Haile, Excelsior Springs, Kansas, 5' 6", Brunette-DARK EYES Clayton Landrum, Waverly, 5' 7", Brownet- YOU'RE MY DESIRE Jim McVay, Kansas City, 6' Brownet-YOU'RE THE TOP Ben Sickel, Excelsior Springs, 6' Blond-I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU Jim Lowry, Crystal City, 5' 10%", Brownet- ALL THIS AND HEAVEN TOO Bob Stewart, Savannah, 5' 81/", Titian-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Bill McVay, Kansas City, 5' 8", Brownet- CHARMING LITTLE FAKER Albert Sheppard, Columbia, 6', Blond-YOU'VE GOTTA BE A FOOTBALL HERO Porter Lee, Shreveport, La., 5' 10", Brownet- MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Johny Ernst, Knoxville, Tenn., 5' 9", Blond- NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Ray Watkins, Excelsior Springs, 6', Brownet- LOVELY TO LOOK AT Sam Hicks, Belin, N. M., 6' 1", Brownet- BORN TO LOVE Kenneth Crabb, Albia, la., 5' 10%", Blond- WHERE WAS I? John Austin, Trenton, 5' 11", Brunette-JUST A GIGOLO Bob McGinness, Excelsior Springs, 6', Brownet -DEVIL MAY CARE Chuck Beattie, Kansas City, 6', Titian- YOU'RE MY DESIRE Farm House Howard Wolf, Sedalia, Missouri, 5' 7", Brun- ette-DARK EYES Bill Wendle, Arkoe, Mo., 5' 11%", Brunette- DOWN WITH LOVE James Espey, Maryville, Mo., 5' 7", Brunette -DOWN BY THE OHIO Charles Brownfield, Greenridge, Mo., 5' 11", Brunette-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Jesse Dowdy, Greenridge, Mo., 6', Brunette- VARSITY DRAG Pat Hassler, Bell, Mo., 5' 10",-JUST A GIG- OLO Homer Sewell, Bland, Mo., 5' 8", Black hair- YOU'RE THE TOP Kappa Sigma Gene Herbst, U. City, 5' 1100, Blond-JUST A GIGOLO Arnold Eyssell, Independence, 5' 11", Blond- IT'S BEEN SO LONG Earl Tobler, Kansas City, 5' 9", Blond-WHO KNOWS 26 Elmer Keitel, St. Louis, 5' 8", Blond-I WON'T DANCE Bill Lake, Tyler, Texas, 5' 10", Blond-YOU'RE THE TOP Jack Halloran, E. St. Louis, 5' 11", Brunette -IT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE Bill Gladney, St. Louis, 5' 9", Brunette-CARE- LESS Frank Key, St. Louis, 5' 10", Brunette-CARE- YOU WANT TO DO IS DANCE Jack Tracy, St. Louis, 5' 10", Brunette-ANY- THING GOES Vernon Berry, Webster Groves, 5' 9", Brunette -FOOLS RUSH IN Frank Hoell, St. Louis, 5' 7", Brunette-WE WERE SO YOUNG Bill McAdam, Maysville, 6' 2", Brunette- YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Theodore Longer, Independence, 5' 9", Brun- ette-LET YOURSELF GO Carl Berry, Kansas City, 5' 11", Blond-VAR- SITY DRAG Leroy Florence, Lee's Summit, 6' 2", Brunette -AS YOU LIKE IT Nolan (Bud) Chapman, Chillicothe, 5' 10", Brunette-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME William Evans, U. City, 5' 11", Blond-ON THE SUNNY SIDE J. Edward Gund, St. Louis, 6', Brunette-IT'S BEEN SO LONG Ted Meyer, Webster Groves, 5' 11", Blond- NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Don Blauw, Kansas City, 5' 9", Brunete-ANY OLD TIME Fred Whitney, Independence, 5' 8", Brunette Stamper -FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN George Daniels, Kansas City, 5' 9", Brunette- I'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU Tom Heitzeberg, U. City, 5' 10",Brunette-- KNOW NOW Lamba Chi Alpha Charlie Miller, Canton, 5' 8", Brownet--ON THE SUNNY SIDE George Scot, Clinton, 5' 10", Blond-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Bud Wallach, St. Louis, 6' 3", Blond-YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Henry Heidorn, Webster Groves, 6' 1", Blond -YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE William Hager, Joplin, 5' 6", Brunette-FRED- DIE THE FRESHMAN Bill Golladay, Holden, 5' 8%", Brownet---I WON'T DANCE Ray Rayle, Sedalia, 5' 9%", Brunette-VAR- SITY DRAG Ben Schnider, Hannibal, 5' 9", Blond-ANY- THING GOES John Wills, Canton, 6' %", Brownet-JUST A GIGOLO Harry Knisely, Clinton, 5' 7", Brunet--COL- LEGIATE Jim Rogers, St. Louis, 5' 11%", Brunet-WHO KNOWS? Jay Fellhauer, Clinton, 5' 8", Brunet-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Raymond Pharis, Windsor, 5' 11", Brownet-- DOWN WITH LOVE Duke Sullivan, Salina, Kansas, 5' 10", Brownet -STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Charles Postum, Kansas City, 5' 7", Brunet- CRAZY RHYTHM Jim Hendricks, Clinton, 5' 11", Brunet-I'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU Phi Delta Theta Bill Bates, Lexington, 5' 8", Black hair-LET YOURSELF GO Bud Lindsey, Cape Girardeau, 6' 1", Black hair -CLEAR OUT OF THIS WORLD Bob Hanger, Kansas City, 5 '9", Blond-TOO ROMANTIC Elmer Rodin, Kansas City, 6' 2", Brown-GO TO SLEEP MY LITTLE BUCKAROO Morris Cox, Lexington, 5' 11", Blond-JUST A GIGOLO Charles Adams, Chillicothe, 5' 7", Blond- ANYTHING GOES Louis Nemnich, St. Louis, 5' 11", Brown-I'VE GOT MY LOVE TO KEEP ME WARM Gene Klein, Sikeston, 5' 8", Brown-SWAMP- FIRE Bill Seabaugh, Cape Girardeau, 6', Blond- NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Bob Gilbert, Lebanon, 5' 11", Brown-COL- LEGIATE Jack Mclnnes, Kansas City, 6', Brown-I'M A KILLER DILLER Budge Henwood, Jeff City, 5' 9", Brown-I WON'T DANCE Henry Eager, Kansas City, 5' 9", Brown- WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 3RD Scottie Smith, Hannibal, 5' 11", Blond-KEEP- IN' OUT OF MISCHIEF NOW Warren Sherman, Lexington, 5' 8", Brown- THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A SOLDIER Dave Scott, Columbia, 6', Brown-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Bob Smith, Columbia, 5' 9", Blond-CURB- STONE CUTIE Russell Wooley, Kansas City, 5' 11", Brown- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY Bob Davidson, Columbia, 5' 10", Blond- PLAYMATES Chalmers Wood, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brown- I'VE GOT NO USE FOR THE WOMEN Loomis Mayfield, Sikeston, 5' 8", Blond-SO FAR, SO GOOD Fred Niedermeyer, Columbia, 5' 11", Blond- I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU George Wallace, Royal Oak, Md., 5' 11", Brown-I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO BE A MIL- LIONAIRE Bill Woodson, Kansas City, 5' 11", Brown- WHOA, BABE! John Sumner McDonald, Centralia, 5' 9", Blond -NO STRINGS Bob Ritter, Quincy, III., 6', Brown-HOLY SMOKE Bill Brown, Macon, 5' 11", Brown-DOUBLES TROUBLE Chuck Bellows, Chillicothe, 6', Brown- Bob Harris, Columbia, 5' 11", Brown-WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE * Bob Stigall, Jeff City, 5' 10", Black-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Phi Gamma Delta Bob Deindorfer, Aurora, III., 6' 1", Blond- SORORITY BLUES George Berry, Kansas City, 5' 10", Blond- ANYTHING GOES Bill Leimert, Kansas City, 6', Blond-YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Dick Sarvis, Glendale, 5' 10", Blond-TAKE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO TEN John Rudder, Jeff City, 5' 9", Black-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT L. R. Seabaugh, Jackkson, 5' 9", Brown- APRIL PLAYED THE FIDDLE Ed Stuart, Columbia, 6' 1", Brown-ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS DANCE Bud Collins, Kansas City, 5' 11", Black-I'M FLYING HIGH Pollard Wreath, Webster Groves, 6' 4%", Brown-HIGH WIDE AND HANDSOME Dick Thomas, Jeff City, 5' 6%", Blond- JUMPIN' JIVE A. F. Voss, Eureka, 5' 11",, Black-RAGTIME COWBOY (Continued on Page 33.) CAMPUS BARBER SHOP Pix Of Showme's Pledge Pickers Picking SHOWME'S SUPER SNOOPERS Bill Hobbs of Webster Groves and Bob Bitt of Quincy, III., are finding out if Gamma Phi Beta pledge Becky Higgs of Martin, Tennessee is all she measures up to. WINSOME WINNIE WISE, J-School Senator tests terpsichorean ability of Phi Gam freshman Pol- lard as pledge brothers Deindorfer and Stuart get in the groove. Pensive Fiji A. F. Voss looks on with wonder 28 "By Hossie" The hot sun flooded the stadium, Making thousands of girls- Wish they had come in bathing suits, Or could shed something. That big beautiful blond Threw the ball-and my heart leaped up, Like classes when the bell rings. Gee Then it landed God knows where. I'll kill him! Who the hell said he was cute . . . Humph . . . Hey, quit poking my ribs. What the devil . . .Oh . . . Say, thanks . . . mmmm . . . (Gargle Gargle) The little man who wasn't there is the freshman who made a Sophomore whitewash the M . Stubborn Women: But I like the kind of golf you play in the afternoon. How to make Columbia drug store owners love you: Buy stamps, ask for a drink of water and some matches, and use the telephone. Bright Repartee of the season- He: Where do you keep your heart? She: You'll find out some day. (Silence, resounding slap) He: Ouch! She: I didn't tell you to hunt for it. Who's Yehoodi? The little man who went up the elevator in Jesse Hall. Remembrance from registration week-one fresh- man female rushing through the line at the li- brary exit, "I want to be a member of the IMA." I am still hunting for the Incidental Building I paid part of my fee to go to. Things we might fill up the Memorial Tower cav- ity with: Queens, "E" pupils, pledges, the super- flous female population, student graders, wet blankets, and tin cans. Thought for the month . . . One, two, three, four five, six, seven. All good children go to heaven. Come on seven-come eleven- CAMPAIGNS... ARE DAMN PAINS Campaign Issues in 2 Nutshells or An Outline for Ghost Votes By Thad Ricks' Franklin or Wendell? Which?--One, They say, is a son of a---gun. WASHINGTON, THE WHITE HOUSE-A source close to the President indicated this afternoon. Wilkie's abilities Are in public utilities. There's just one man who's fit to be President. That's Franklin D. He got Honorable Mention At the Democratic Convention. Utopia is automatic When the winning ticket's Democratic. Who gave you the census? And national defenses? Is the nation in jeopardy? Ask Sen. Claude Pepper (D.) ABOARD THE WILLKIE SPECIAL-Usually re- liable press agents said today . . . Frankk's a dictator- Or will be later. We voted for him in '32. We didn't know then just exactly how long it was gonna take him to get through. Who put the farmer in that dell? Ask Wendell L. If you miss good old Jim Farley, Vote for Wendell and good old Charley. Republicans say a good trick is The liquidation of Harold Ickes. The Blue Eagle Was extra-legal. Farmers plow it under when Henry Wallace rides again. Some well-paid cabinet post or lucrative secre- tariat Is where Republicans insist they did not find Willkie or McNary at. Political gluttons Wear both parties' buttons. But It doesn't make a helluva lot of difference whether you vote Democratic or Republican Because you'll find out damn soon enough after election just exactly where the publican Go. BAKER-DWYER CAFE Dogs in Siberia are the fast- est in the world because the trees are so far apart.-Log. Found: Lady's purse left in my car while parked. Owner can have same by paying for this advertisement. If she will ex- plain to my wife how the purse got there, I will pay for the ad myself. Phone Ra. 6789. -Pell Mell H.R. Mueller Florist Fredendall's TOPIC Ice Cream Shop and Delicatessen DORN-CLONEY IN TRAINING Stan Lee looked out of his window and sighed sadly. He hoped the last contest would rush along, so that he could break training and go out and enjoy himself as the rest of the fellows in his classes were doing. At times he was sorry he went out for the team. It wasn't so bad before he had be- come the star of the team; he could sneak out once in a while but now they watched him like a hawk. What was more, the coach placed more restrictions on him than on any other member of the team. His leg work was so valuable that they were afraid to take any chances of his hurting them. For that reason, he wasn't allowed to attend dances, even during the early part of the evening. The coach wanted to have a special car pick him up and deliver him to his classes, but Stan Lee felt enough was enough and he put his foot down on that suggestion-of course, he put it down lightly. He was the only one on the squad to get his effectiveness purely from foot work. At that, Stanley Lee thought perhaps the coach wasn't over strict. A debator should be in the best condition when he stood upon the platform to speak. * "But my dear girl, I own a sanitarium." "Yeah, I know the rest." * "Did you carry a stove on your camping trip?" "Where do you think we cooked, on mountain ranges?" Life Savers FREE! A BOX OF LIFE SAVERS FOR THE BEST WISECRACK! What is the best joke that you heard on the campus this week? Send it to your editor. You may wisecrack yourself into a free prize box of Life Savers! For the best gag submitted each month by one of the stu- dents, there will be a free award of an attractive cellophane- wrapped assortment of all the Life Saver flavors. Jokes will be judged by the editors of this publication. The right to publish any or all jokes is reserved. Decisions of the editors will be final. The winning wisecrack will be published the following month along with the lucky win- ner's name. "Were you the quarterback on the varsity?" "No, I was a nickle back on the bottle." * "Do you allow elephants on this train?" "Yes, but they have to check their trunks." 0 Speaking of alimony, divorce seems to be the only pro- fession that pays more for failure. "Look, it says, 'Made in Japan'." THE RIGHT SPIRIT An art at which Drunkards Always Excel is weaving; One can count on spending well his time, to watch the speed from East to West at which a drunkard's hips weave back and forth. "That deduction in your pay check, Chesterton, is for the three hours you were locked in the time vault." HOW TO BE AN ASSISTANT-COACH "Do you really mean to tell me, this is the first time you've ever played football? I can't believe it. That's it now. Let's see you hit that dummy again. Don't try too hard. That's it! You have plenty of dynamite. Let's try it again. Boy, if you'd have taken the game up in high school, you would have been a star today. But we'll take care of that. Let's see you tackle me. Ow, that hurt! You've got the stuff, kid. Tell the locker boy to give you a uniform. Beat it now-O.K., coach, I've got another sucker for the scrub team. One more and we'll have enough for your regulars to bounce around." "What did you say when you pro- posed to Jane?" "I told her the truth. I said: 'I am nothing, I have nothing, and I can do nothing.'" "What did she do?" "Nothing." "He's the class pessimist l" From Alpha to Omega (Continued from Page 27.) Gerald Scott, Kirwood, 5' 11", Brown-MY TIME IS YOUR TIME Bill Rhodes, Caruthersville, 5' 10", Brown- KEEPIN' OUT OF MISCHIEF NOW Bob Baker, Amarillo, Texas, 5' 10", Brown- I'D RATHER LEAD A BAND Bob Woodbury, Columbia, 5' 9", Blond-CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE? Phi Kappa Psi Bob Hardin, Waterloo, Ia., 6' 1", Titian-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Jack Sutherland, Hannibal 5' 11' Brunette- IN MY MERRY OLDSMOBILE Bob Boyle, Grand Rapids, Mich., 5' 11", Brun- et- YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Dave Barry, Grand Rapids, Mich., 5' 6", Brunet -WHERE WAS I? Gene Terrill, Hannibal, 6', Brunet-STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Bill Voss, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brownet-DEVIL MAY CARE Dave McIntyre, Glendale, Cal., 5' 11%", Blond-NO SPRINGS Howard Thorpe, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brown- ette-AS YOU LIKE IT Bob Pickett, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brownette-- TEMPTATION Jack Shortridge, Kansas City, 5' 11%", Blond -ON THE SUNNY SIDE Bob Lockwood, Kansas City, 5' 10 1/2", Blond- VARSITY DRAG Bill Gogreve, New Orleans, La., 5' 8", Brown- ette-ANYTH I NG GOES Jack Stone, Earley, 5' 8", Brownette-I CAN'T GET STARTED WITH YOU Harry Griffin, Glendale. Cal., 5' 10", Brown- ette-I CAN'T RESIST YOU Phi Sigma Delta Henry Holtzman, St. Louis, 6', Brownette- STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Martin Jacobs, Kansas City, 5' 11 ", Titian- I'M PAINTING THE TOWN RED Arthur Rubins, New York City, 5' 4%", Brun- ette-DANGER, LOVE AT WORK Jerry Popper, Mt. Vernon, N. Y., 5' 81", Brownette-CLEAR OUT OF THIS WORLD Larry Auerbach, Mr. Vernon, N. Y., 5' 9", Brunette-FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN Larry Newfeld, St. Louis, 5' 7", Brownette-- COLLEGIATE Sheldon Sandler, Kansas City, 6' 5", Brownette -DADDY LONG LEGS Herb Gross, Beverly Hills, Cal., 5' 10", Blond -LET YOURSELF GO Marvin Weiner, Yonkers, N. Y., 5' 11", Ti- tian-CRAZY RHYTHM Marvin Koman, St. Louis, 5' 10", Bwornette- YOU'VE GOTTA BE A FOOTBALL HERO Pi Kappa Alpha Ray Kierfer, St. Louis, 5' 11", Brown-JUST A GIGILO Russ Setzekkorn, St. Louis, 5' 11 1/2", Brown- YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Laurence Gribble, Kansas City, 5' 11", Brown -FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN Woodie Burgess, Rolla, 6', Blond--AS YOU LIKE IT Joseph Sheehan, St. Louis, 6', Brown-I SUR- RENDER DEAR Morrow Rodman, St. Louis,5' 9", Brown-I WANT TO BE IN WINCHELL'S COLUMN Bob Bassman, Jefferson City, 6', Brown-YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM DREAMING Tony Rizzo, Kansas City, 6' 2½", Blond- DADDY LONG LEGS Paul Finot, St. Louis, 5' 11', Dark Brown- CHARMING LITTLE FAKER Bill Kern, Kirkwood, 6' 2", Dark Brown- YOU'RE THE TOP Allen Holtz, Kirkwood, 6' 2", Blond-WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN J. T. Miles, Columbia, 5' 11", Brown-I'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU Wayne Davis, Nacodoca, Tex., 5, 10", Blond -LOVE ON A DIME Henry Kune, St. Louis, 5' 10", Brown-ST. LOUIS BLUES Al Toma, St. Louis, 6', Blond-WHITE HEAT Bob Buck, East St. Louis, 6', Blond-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Clarence Dicus, St. Louis, 5' 9", Brown-DARK EYES Al Lochmoeller, St. Louis, 6' 1", Blond- FRECKLE FACE George Kromen, St. Louis, 5' 10", Brown- BORN TO LOVE Otto Schmidt, St. Louis, 5' 11", Blond--CAR- LESS C. O. Hanes, Jefferson City, 6' 2", Black- COLLEGIATE Bud Houghton, St. Louis, 6' 2", Blond-YOU'RE MY DESIRE Elmo Wayland, Columbia, 6', Brown- STRANGE ENCHANTMENT Bill Daugherty, Los Angeles, Calif., 5' 9", Black-I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU Sigma Alpha Epsilon Graham Witherspoon, Kansas City, 5' 7/", Brown-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Carl Bertsch, St. Louis, 5' 7%", Blond-YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Jack Medcalf, Kansas City, 5' 8", Blond- JUST A GIGOLO Gilbert Chamberlain, New Franklin, Mo., 6' 2", Brown-DADDY LONG LEGS Charles Ellington, Joplin, 5' 11", Brown- CAN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT LOVE, BABY Ed Menges, University City, 5' 7%", Blond- THIS YEAR'S CROP OF KISSES Johnny Jacobs, Ginesville, Ga., 5' 1 1 ", Brown -IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT DIXIE? John G. Vahle, Jr., St. Louis, 6' 1", Blond- ST. LOUIS BLUES John Hannon, New York, 6' 1", Black-I CAN'T RESIST YOU Stanley Roberts, Gallatin, 5' 11", Black- SMARTY PANTS Bill Shaw, Waterloo, la., 5' 11", Dark Brown- YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HERO Evans S. Carroll, Kansas City, 5' 11", Blond- YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM DREAMING Martin McNerney, Carthage, Mo., 6', Black- I CAN'T GET STARTED WITH YOU Don Altvater, Clayton, 5' 8", Brown-I'LL (Continued on Page 34.) 33 From Alpha to Omega (Continued from Page 33.) STRING ALONG WITH YOU Jack Tipton, Denver, Colo., 6' 1", Brown- YOU'RE THE TOP Harry Barber, Windsor, Wyo., 6' 1", Red- HOME ON THE RANGE Robert Skinner, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brown- TOO ROMANTIC Jimmy Garison, Denver, Colo., 6', Brown- ALL MY LIFE Ted Setzer, Dallas, Tex., 6', Blond-YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Stoner Griffith, Kansas City, 5' 9 1/2", Black-- LOVE ON A DIME Jimmy Jae, St. Louis, 5' 11", Blond-SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Homer Crowbirde, Ontario, Kan., 6' 2", Blond -BORN TO LOVE Ross Willis, St. Paul, Minn., 5' 8", Blond- THAT OLD FEELING B. T. Blippered, Chillicothe, Mo., 5' 7", Blond CHARMING LITTLE FAKER George Cooney, Port Chester, N. Y., 5' 11", Blond-ANYTHING GOES Gus Browsy, Chicago, III., 5' 11", Blond-YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS Sigma Alpha Mu Phil Kovsky, St. Louis, 5' 10", Black-WHO'S YEHOODI? Ed Lewis, St. Louis, 5' 8", Brown-AS YOU LIKE IT Marvin Nissenbaum. St. Louis, 5' 7", Black- IN THE MOOD Herman Simon, St. Louis, 5' 7", Brown-JUST A GIGOLO Sterling Kahn, Elvina, 5' 9", Black-FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN Sid Reubens, University City, 5' 8", Brown- AIN'T GOT RHYTHM Eugene Rosenbloom, St. Louis, 5' 10", Brown-- BEAUTIFUL DREAMER Morris Feinburg, Kansas City, 5' 7", Blond-- LITTLE CURLY HAIR IN A HIGH CHAIR Wally Waldman, Clayton, Mo., 5' 10", Black -1 WANNA MAKE RHYTHM Harvey Levy, St. Louis, 5' 9", Brown-BORN TO LOVE Herb Carp, St. Louis, 5' 7", Brown-CECELIA Joe Sloofman, St. Louis, 5' 8", Brown-HAL- LELULIAH Howard Rosinsky, St. Louis, 5' 7", Blond-OLD MAN MOSE Ralph Blumberg, St. Louis, 5' 9", Brown- YOU GOTTA BE A FOOTBALL HERO Jack Magady, Kansas City, 5' 6", Brown-- DING DONG DADDY Sid Caplan, St. Charles, 5' 11", Brown-SAY IT ISN'T SO Sigma Chi Jim Atkins, Popular Bluff, 6', Brown-I'M A DREAMER John Bartow, Brunswick, Mo., 5' 7", Blond- FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN Jim Belknap, Popular Bluff, 6', Brown-SEX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAZONGA Guthrey Burkhead, Jeff City, 5' 8", Brown- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY 34 Jim Bernard, Lemay, Mo., 6' Black-ST. LOUIS BLUES Charles Campbell, Kansas City, 5' 11", Blond- VARSITY DRAG Don Clark, Kansas City, 5' 11", Blond-PI PHI KISSES Lloyd Craig, Olathe, Kansas, 5' 9", Brown- THE MAN WHO COMES AROUND Champ Clark, Washington, D. C., 6' 2", Brown -SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Bill De Sanders, Dallas, Texas, 6' 3", Brown- IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT DIXIE? Jim Galbreath, St. Louis, 5' 100", Brown-NO- BODY'S BABY Ed Gerker, St. Louis, 5' 10", Brown-YOU GOT- TA BE A FOOTBALL HERO Owen Joggerst, Kansas City, 5' 10", Black- CHARMING LITTLE FAKER Bob Johston, Kansas City, 5' 11', Black-PRET- TY BABY Jack Kilray, Kansas City, 5' 10", Black- FOOLS RUSH IN Ted Kleppinger, Kansas City, 5' 9", Brown- WHITE HEAT Ed Matheny, Kansas City, 5' 11", Blond- YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Harry Molton, Wilmette, III., 5' 7", Brown- 7 YEARS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN Rex McKitrey, Jefferson City, 6' 11", Black- JUST A GIGOLO Tom Plunkett, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brown- BABY FACE Pat Paterson, Columbia, 5' 10", Brown-MY WILD IRISH ROSE Jack Ridge, Kansas City, 6' 1", Black-LAZY BONES Oscar Scott, Sedalia, 5' 11", Brown-ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS DANCE Bart Scott, Danville, 5' 11", Brown-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Bill Symon, Kansas City, 5' 8", Blond-ON THE SUNNY SIDE Leo Weatherill, Kansas City, 5' 10", Blond- IN MY MERRY OLDSMOBILE Frank Robinson, Kansas City, 6' 2", Blond- IT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE Sigma Nu Dwight Mossman, Chicago, III., 6', Brunet- YOU'RE THE TOP Bill Morrow, Carthage, Mo., 5' 8", Brunet- NO STRINGS Walt Luchsinger, Chillicothe, Mo., 6' 1 1/2", Blond-NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT Lee McKee, Joplin, Mo., 5' 10%", brunet- IN THE MOOD Joe Morrow, Carthage, Mo., 6' 1%", Brunet- DARK EYES Frank Pilot, Marshall, Mo., 5' 9", Blond-I KNOW NOW Harry Provost, Normandy, St. Louis, 6', Blond -CRAZY RHYTHM Stan Meador, Chillicothe, Mo., 5' 11", Brunet -YOU'RE A SWEETHEART Carter Blanton, Shelbina, Mo., 5' 6%", Titian -FRECKLE FACE Glenn Carmicheal, Kansas City, 5' 11", Brun- et- THAT OLD =FEELING Harry Brown, Canadian, Texas, 6', Blond-IN THE MOOD John Latshaw, Kansas City, 6' 5", Blond-I CAN'T RESIST YOU Bill Schmittel, Creve Coeur, St. Louis, 5' 11", Blond-DEVIL MAY CARE Dave Gregg, Joplin, Mo., 6' 2%", Brunet- UNDER A BLANKET OF BLUE Ray Rendler, Hannibal, Mo., 6' 1½", Brunet- TOO ROMANTIC Lou Prunty, Columbia, Mo., 6', Blond-SPEAK TO ME OF LOVE Sigma Phi Epsilon Don McAllister, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 11", Blond -LET YOURSELF GO Ralph Rotty, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 7%", Brownet -SMARTY PANTS John De Lorenzi, Maplewood, N. J., 5' 11", Brownet-AS YOU LIKE IT Jim Owen, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 11", Brownet- ON THE SUNNY SIDE Al Ubinger, St. Louis, Mo., 6' 11", Blond- WHO'S YEHOODI? Jay Barton, Chocago, III., 6', Blond-ANY- THI NG GOES Mike Fitzgerald, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 9", Brun- et-LOVE ON A DIME Cliff Fitzgerald, St. Louis, Mo., 5' 11", Brun- et-ST. LOUIS BLUES Zeta Beta Tau Sheldon Turk, New York City, 5' 11", Brunet -TURKEY IN THE STRAW Ralph Czarlinsky, Kansas City, 6' 2", Blond- I PLAYED FIDDLE FOR THE CZAR Charles Francis, Jr., St. Louis, 5' 8", Blond- ANGEL IN DISGUISE Marvin Goldberg, Kansas City, 5' 8", Brunet- YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE Arthur Harris, Dallas, Texas, 5' 10", Brunet- HOME ON THE RANGE Sam Jack Hassenbusch, St. Joseph, 5' 10", Blond-STOP BEATING AROUND THE MUL- BERRY BUSH Anson Kelauber, University City, 5' 8", Brunet -DEEP IN A DREAM Harvey Loner, Kansas City, 5' 10", Brunet- YOU'RE AN OLD SMOOTHIE Donald Lipman, New York City, 5' 8", Brunet -FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN Al Lowenstein, Ardmore, Okla., 6' 1", Brunet -BORN TO LOVE Stanley Mallin, Kansas City, 5' 8", Brunet- WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN Bernard Menkke, St. Louis, 5' 9", Brunet- MY BUDDIE Herbert Menke, Memphis Tenn., 6' 2", Brunet -LAZY BONES Gene Saffern, St. Louis, 6' 1", Brunet-720 IN THE BOOKS Roy Silverblatt, University City, 5' 10", Brun- et- KITTEN ON THE KEYS Joseph Sonken, Kansas City, 5' 8", Brunet- YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS Jack Stein, Chicago, 5' 11", Brunet-JUST A GIGOLO Edgar Waldman, New York, 6' 1", Brunet- DEVIL MAY CARE Jack Weiss, St. Louis, 6', Brunet-BABY FACE CAMPUS SPORTSHOP Photosketch. Who's go-ga over who? Anyway, it's "Fancy-Nan- cy" Graham and "Smiley" Bryan Rudder, Delta Delta-dancing! THAT'S YOUNG, chewing pretzels, brewing up Showme copy. Introducing , Showme's About Towner Barrie Young . . . He doesn't like flowers . is head over heels in love-with Showme . . . No wonder his friends call him everything from a he- demon to a blond confusion . . . one of these self-made men who's worked his way up the edu- cational ladder from the sixth grade . . . He likes music . . . Has got a French Horn that's likely to get blowed on any time on day or night --on inspiration . . . The man is prejudiced- says K. C. girls are the most beautiful . . . Be- sides gererally staying up all night, he crawls into his pajamas and into bed for a ten minute nap before every seige of studying . . . He likes popcorn and his pet peeve is money . . He's still recovering from being jilted by the Navy Air Corps. Fraternal affiliation-Phi Gam. And the adver- tising honorary, Alpha Delta Sigma . . . Fo fur- ther details look inside the nearest beer bottle Benedict's Garage Tiger Tales (Continued from Page 4.) to be a potent scoring threat throughout the sea- son. However, Faurot's big reserve problem lies more in the line than in his veteran backfield, and he looks to the sophomore forwards to spell the lettermen throughout the campaign. Vernon Lightfoot and Jeff Davis, the two Coffey- ville boys who play tackle and center respectively, and Mike Fitzgerald of St. Louis C. B. C., a stocky guard, are the three leaders in the forward wall. Fitzgerald is advancing at a rapid pace, and may push some of the veterans from the starting line- up before the season goes much farther. The sophomores on the squad are Charles Be- attie, Ralph Carter, Jerry Davis, Bert Ekern, Don Greenwood, Bud Hemmel, Bob Horton, and Harry Ice, backs; Bob Steuber, C. A. Shelton, Jack List- er, Delmar Jackson, and Bob Brenton, ends; El- mer Aussieker, Edwin Creed, Vernon Lightfoot, Ralph Metzinger, Ray Phelps, and Don Reece, tackles; Jack Eckdahl, Mike Fitzgerald, Ted Lie- big, Wayne McMillan, and Gordon Smith, guards; and Jeff Davis, center. GAEBLER'S BLACK & GOLD INN THE SHIPS INN Miller's Columbia Laundry Where to Go! News of the Movies . Entertainment . and What's Coming & Worth Going to-in Movies Metro, one Warner Brother, Mr. Paramount, RKO, to mention only a few of the boys, am- bled out of the preview cham- bers a few days ago each with his choice of the month. To settle the dispute some wise guy realized they'd all take the Round Towners word. The com- mittee appointed purchased a still smoking copy of Showme. This . . . is what they found. Due to Asiatic conditions out of my control, my pipeline to the oracle at Delphi sometimes suf- fers censorship. But you need- n't worry, not even a perfect censor could resist the laughing report from Delphian sages on "No Time For Comedy". James Stewart and Rosalind Russell duo lead in this sophisticated com- edy; also rib-sabotaging the cen- sor, another good team, that of Charley Ruggles and Genevieve Tobin. Story centers around tall Jimmy from Minnesota, sudden- ly famous as a playwright in N. Y., double-trouble in the way of a wife and a very fancy number for "inspiration" . . . that's enough to get you started think- ing about "No Time for Com- edy". "The Ramparts We Watch" comes in for praise too. Talking 18 months to make, this picture, presenting a beautifully accurate re-enactment of the American people from 1914-1918, leaves many a sober thought driven home in its startTing, frighten- ing parallel to today's impend- ing situations. The "Middle- town", the March of Time choose to localize the story was .New London, Connecticut. 1,400 of whose inhabitants participat- ed in the film. Look for interest- ing revival shots of Teddy, Hoov- :er, F. D. R. Technicolor ; completes the perfectijna-the movie going hT he master spectacle, "Down Argentine Way", with Don Ameche and amourish Bet- ty Grable. A song from that flicker,"Two Dreams Met", rates our tops-for-sweet record list this month (Bluebird 10877). Other up and coming soon at- tractions for flicker-finicky Col- umbians; "Moon Over Burma", with Dorothy Lamour and Pres- ton Foster: "Northwest Mounted Police", done by Gary Cooper and the lovely Madeline Carrol; and the famous "Bittersweet", by that harmonious team, Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald. 0 0 0 "Vic Licks" pen jams for you on the latest in records A novelty sensation that some of you rmay have heard, "The Wrong Idea" by Charlie Barnet (Bluebird (10804) mocks and burlesques the corn and swing and sway styles of such contemporaries (or contemptibles) as Sammy Kaye, Carmon Lom- bardo the "vocalist"-"side- HARRIS CAFE Uptown What to Do! . . Dancing In and Around Columbia. . -By Round Towner splitting I calls it! You remem- ber that "solidarity", "Pennsyl- vania 6-5000-well, turning over a new leaf we discover that "Rug Cutter's Swing" is it, and it is good . One of Victors best this month is "5 o'clock Whistle", by Duke Ellington, so hot, so lowdown, almost rubs its part dirt style right into your pores. A record that I believed in so much I bought is this Har- ry James number that Fiske has adapted so well, "Feet Draggin Blues" (Columbia 35227); the companion piece to that is a slow sweet Frank Sinatra rendi- tion of "Here Comes the Night", When you hear Charley play it, open up your drums for that tops tenor Weiss! A swinger for this month re- sults in the first release of Bun- ny Berigans new seven piece out- fit, it a Victor, titled "Ay Ay,- etc". A rhythm special for you; "Central Ave. Breakdown", on Victor featuring Lionel Hampton and King Cole with 4 pieces, Cole and Hampton playing their popular and spicy 2 finger style. For your dancing pleasure we of- fer "Practice Makes Perfect" by Bob Chestor. His orchestra has really got the stuff now-its on Bluebird 10838 . . on the re- verse a good sweet but soundly arranged "sadage", "Don't let it (love) get you down". Whadayano about local outfits Count's little ork has really got it again this year--and I do mean that "sending" spir- it. Notice a certain trumpet player with flourishes a la both James and Zig. Aside from the old goodie, Gibbons-Beriganized "I can't get started with you", request their arrangements of "Careless", "Coming On". And that new tenor man, oh! Down Deen's Golden way lis- ten on weekends to the fine "dance" and smooth swing of Devilbis-Hetzler's combo. Ray and Jack are a fine team, with a fine team-reports are and I report that it's a place to go and a band to hear! DEEN'S Missouri Theatre Radio Electric Shop Suzanne's The Jacqueline Shop Camel Cigarettes