My misadventures in love, like, lust, & other attractions
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If you’re looking to read something along the lines of “How To Land Your Dream Man In Less Than A Week”, I would suggest picking up any edition of Seventeen magazine instead. If you’re looking to hear a steamy love story that beats all the odds and ends up in a romantic kiss on a beach in North Carolina, I recommend you any Nicholas Sparks book/movie. Don’t get me wrong, I love that sappy bastard but we’ll come back to him. Anyways, if you’re looking to read about some of my most salient, embarrassing, cringe-worthy, and tear-jerking interactions I’ve had with the male species or read something that will make you feel like maybe, just maybe, you’re not the only person who is a failure at love — this essay is your friend.